"Baby It's (Not Nearly As) Cold Outside!"

With today's temp expected to hit a beach-like 22 above zero, most kids headed back to school and it's back to business as usual for the rest of us. 

- To give you an idea of just how cold it was, even Edward Snowden's pipes froze, making it impossible for him to leak anything.

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NJ Governor Chris Christie is in hot water after emails revealed that his staffers shut down three lanes of the George Washington Bridge to snarl traffic to embarrass a local mayor who refused to support him in the election. Christie denies any knowledge of the plan which caused thousands of motorists - including first responders - to be delayed by hours...but said that heads will roll. 

- And knowing Christie, they'll be rolled in powdered sugar and topped with hot fudge. 

- Christie added that he doesn't believe the incident will hurt his chances for a presidential run in 2016, saying "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it." 

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An Oklahoma man died after his stepson gave him "an atomic wedgie" by pulling the man's underpants up his back and over his head. He was strangled by the waste band. Police say it's the first time they've ever heard of someone being killed by their own underpants. 

- So apparently Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have a method to their madness. 

- Police were able to pinpoint the day he died by reading the "Friday" written in magic marker on the waistband. 

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A new report by the Centers for Disease control says that the rate of new gonorrhea and syphilis cases jumped by 14 and 11 percent respectively.

- Looks like even more people are trying to "Keep Up With The Kardashians"!

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NY Knicks guard JR Smith was fined 50 thousand bucks for twice trying to untie the shoelaces of opponents to make them trip during recent NBA games. 

- I guess the old itching powder in the jock strap just wasn't effective enough.  

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A new study reveals that the vast majority of Super Bowl ads are not effective. 

- Researchers noted that the ads for beer are particularly ineffective because the people watching them are too drunk to remember what they just saw. 

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The family of Honey Boo Boo suffered only minor injuries in what looked like a major traffic accident on Wednesday. 

- Doctor's say family members complained of bruises while Honey told nurses she only had a Boo-Boo. 

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Have a great day thawing out and I'll see you back here tomorrow with an ALL NEW Podcast featuring Joe Noune! 

-Dick

"Happy Birthday Mr. Maniacal Dictator..."

Looking to escape the frigid temps? Why not a book a warm weather getaway to the South Pole! While the overnight high in Detroit last night was minus 8, the thermometer at McMurdo Sound, Antarctica registered 33 above zero. With many kids still home from school because of the bitter cold, I thought we'd offer up a few stories that may not warm your hands, but will certainly warm your heart...

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Before the players hit the court for his controversial US/North Korean Basketball Game in Pyongyang, Dennis Rodman took the opportunity to sing Happy Birthday to his "best friend" Kim Jong Un. 

- Un attended the game with his wife and several other North Korean government officials that he hasn't killed yet. 

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- It was just like the time Marilyn Monroe famously sang to John F. Kennedy, except she looked way better in her dress than Dennis did in his. 

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Months after his conviction of failing to report almost $200,000 to the IRS, Kwame's daddy Bernard Kilpatrick has reported to a low security federal prison in Texas to serve out his 15 month sentence. 

- I always wished I had a son so we could wear matching outfits! 

- Guards say Bernard already tried trading his Lipitor pills for cigarettes, but none of the other prisoners were interested. 

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A judge in Spain charged King Juan Carlos's very wealthy daughter, Princess Christina, with tax fraud and money laundering. 

- Her lawyers say the charges are absurd since everyone knows Royal Family members NEVER do their own laundry! 

- Who does the Princess think she is? The Queen?

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Ralph Lauren's niece was arraigned yesterday for being "dangerously drunk" on a NY bound plane that was forced to land in Ireland. 

- The Pilots of the plane will also be charged with "Incredible Stupidity" for dropping off a dangerously drunk woman in Ireland. 

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Tim Tebow claims he worked out 10 hours a day, 6 days a week in order to become a better quarterback. 

- He should have passed on the workouts...and just practiced passing. 

- Tebow may not be able to throw, but thanks to those Zumba classed, he can really shake his money-maker! 

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The Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas featured a "Smart" toothbrush that provides users with details on their brushing habits. 

- Great...Now the NSA can gather more of our personal information from a "mole-ar" in our mouths. 

- The "Dentists for Equality In Brushing" is already accusing people who use Whitening Toothpaste of being racists. 

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Have a great and hopefully warmer day and I'll see you back here tomorrow! 

-Dick

It's Too Cold To Do Anything But Try To Stay Warm...

Having grown up in Buffalo, I thought I was used to this kind of stuff. WRONG. After venturing outside to check the mail, I came back in the house and stuck my head in the freezer just to warm up! Thus, I am shutting down the blog today and hanging out a sign that reads "GONE ICE FISHIN'". 

Stay safe, stay warm, take a bath in some nice hot Chicken Soup and I'll see you back here tomorrow! 

-Dick

How Low Can It Go???

The major snowfall may be behind us...but things are about to get a lot worse. The "Polar Vortex" (which I thought was the name of a Keanu Reeves Movie) will be sending actual temperatures below zero and wind chills into the -20 and -30 below range. Things haven't been this cold since Jay Leno was informed he was being replaced by Jimmy Fallon!

The snow and the deep freeze caused well over 800 school closings. But a lot of businesses were affected as well. Here's a partial list...

- "Bert's Beer Bar" is closed. A note on the door reads: "No patrons can get plowed until our parking lot does".

-  "Steve 'n Sal's Sip 'n Strip" is open...but lap dances are delayed two-hours while the girls implants thaw out. (It's always fun until somebody loses an eye!)

-  The 24-Hour-Stop 'n Shop will be closed for the next 48 hours.

- Little Caesar's will be serving pizzas, but they will be temporarily sold under the name "Not-So-Hot 'n Ready".

- Anyone caught attempting to "write their name in the snow" will be ticketed and then immediately taken to the emergency room. 

- The organizers of tonight's "Global Warming Fundraising Gala" are asking all attendees to drive SUV's to the event to avoid getting stuck in a ditch. 

- The Federal Prison in Milan will be open for it's regular Monthly visiting day, but asks all visitors to sneak in electric blankets with their other contraband, so prisoners can de-ice their shivs. 

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Stay warm...get out your fur lined 4 buckle Stoshes Galoshes, and I'll see you back here tomorrow!

-Dick

The Purtan Podcasts: 105 Ways to "Chill" This Weekend...

Welcome to the weekend and the day I usually put up a new Podcast! I had booked a very special guest for this week's edition - Al Gore - to get more of his insights on Global Warming. Unfortunately, Al's flight was cancelled due to blizzard conditions. It ended up working out for the best since my microphone is suffering from shrinkage and is temporarily out of commission. 

Luckily, I still have what my Dad used to call "the old ace in the hole"... That's right, 105 previously recorded Podcasts that are already up here at dickpurtan.com. Just click the "PODCAST" button at the top of this page and scroll thru until you find something that catches your interest. The best part is you won't catch a cold in the process since you can do it all from the cozy comfort of your couch!

So grab a mug of something warm, put on your electric socks and take your pick of Podcast #1 to #105! 

-Dick

And by the way...the weather may continue to be frightful, but we'll have a Brand New Podcast (#106) up to warm your ears next Friday! As the guy from the Men's Warehouse used to say... "I Guarantee It!" 

It's A Green (and) White Out!

Kudos to Michigan State for an impressive victory over Stanford in the Rose Bowl last night! The 24 to 20 Victory for the Spartans was especially sweet considering it's been 26 years since their last Rose Bowl appearance. And MSU's win...along with Nebraska's win over Georgia salvaged this years tarnished Big Ten reputation. Of course Ohio State can add to that if they beat Clemson in their game Friday night. But, and no offense Buckeyes, I'll stick with the two wins we've got! 

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For the 6th consecutive year, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton were named America's most admired man and woman. 

- The poll was taken in the the MSNBC cafeteria. 

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A new Pew Research Poll shows that one-third of Americans don't believe in Evolution. 

- Turns out a lot more people actually believed in Evolution until they took a look at the guys from "Duck Dynasty". 

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New research out of Canada claims that sex is better exercise than walking. 

- And best of all, you don't have to wear $100 athletic shoes during the workout! 

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Some people in Denver spent New Year's Eve in line outside marijuana dispensaries so they could be among the first to buy recreational pot, which became legal at Midnight. 

- They've always called Denver the "Mile High City"...but now it's official.  

- So now in Colorado, you won't have to spend time in the joint if you get caught smoking one. 

One guy in line said he couldn't remember being so excited. Then again, he couldn't remember his name or address either. 

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Some fans are complaining that in her new Las Vegas show, Britney Spear's well-defined abs are actually painted on. 

- On the bright side, at least this time she's decided to wear underwear! 

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Have a great day...stay warm...and I'll see you back here tomorrow! 

-Dick 

January 1, 2014

Happy New Year!

From the Purtan family to you and yours...All Good Wishes for a Happy, Healthy 2014!

And best of luck to the Spartans as they take to the field in the Rose Bowl for the first time in 26 years! 

Game Time against Stanford: 5pm. Go Spartans! 

New Year's Eve 2014

Happy Last Day of 2013! 

I hope it's been a good year for you...unlike the Lions and Coach Jim Schwartz, who got the ax yesterday. (Well look at it this way Jim, you weren't  the one who dropped all those passes!)

Speaking of dropping balls...No matter where you are for the big moment tonight at Midnight, I wish you all a Safe, Healthy and Happy New Year...

And to the Spartans: GOOD LUCK IN THE ROSE BOWL! 

See you back here in 2014! 

Going...Going...Almost Gone!

I hope you had a good weekend! With tomorrow being New Year's Eve... I've decided to spend today coming up with the list of resolutions I will make tomorrow, and then proceed to break on Wednesday! 

Have a great 2nd to last day of 2013 and I'll see you back here...New Year's Eve! 

-Dick 

It's a Purtan Podcast Potpourri!!!!!

I was all set to record a Brand Spanking New Podcast for your listening pleasure today... but frankly, I have gifts to return! (And to each of my six daughters who might be reading this, No...it's not the one from you. Honest!)

Seriously, it occurred to me that with a whopping 105 Podcasts already up on the site, there were plenty of "Podisodes" for you to choose from in the week ahead! Just click on the PODCASTS button on the top of this page, and pick one of your favorites, or use what I call the "Whitman Sampler" method: Pick one that looks good to you and give it a shot. If you don't like the first one you pick, just "spit it out" and try another one! To paraphrase  Forrest Gump, "Podcasts are like a box of chocolates... You never know what you're gonna get!" 

Have a great last weekend of 2013...and I'll see you back here Monday!

-Dick

"Twas The Day After Christmas..."

Hope you had a spectacular Christmas and for the rest of 2013... "May Your Days Be Merry and Bright"! 

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NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, reported receiving a record 14,000 calls and emails from Children wanting to know exactly where Santa was at any given moment. 

- Meanwhile over a million kids cut to the chase and just called the NSA. 

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In his annual Christmas message from the Vatican, Pope Francis invited even Atheists to join in the fight for a "better world". 

- The Atheists didn't believe Him and the Agnostics wanted proof that he really said it. 

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The White House encouraged parents to use Christmas "Family Time" to talk to their college age kids about Obamacare.

- Most the kids are "all in"...if the plan includes an Xbox. 

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Harvard scientists believe they've found a protein that can reverse the aging process by as much as 40 years. 

- So someday soon, Cher will actually be "Younger" than her nose, lips and cheekbones!

- If handled correctly, this means we could actually live in a World where Miley Cyrus won't even be born for another twenty years. 

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A new report suggest that regular exercise reduces the risk of hearing loss. 

- I SAID...A NEW REPORT SUGGESTS THAT REGULAR EXERCISE REDUCES THE RISK OF HEARING LOSS! 

- So now you can tell people at the gym you're working on your gluts, your abs and your lobes. 

- Or you could just take that new anti-aging protein and have the hearing you had 40 years ago!

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Babycenter.com announced that "Jackson" is the top baby name for boys in 2013. 

- "Frankenmuth" came in dead last. 

- For girls, "Ann Arbor" was #1. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow! 

-Dick

Christmas Day 2013

Christmas Eve 2013

"And so I'm offering this simple phrase, 
To kids from one to ninety-two, 
Although its been said many times, many ways, 
Merry Christmas to you..."

From the entire Purtan family to you and yours...

Have a Safe, Happy & Healthy Christmas Eve!

-Dick

"Twas Target's Nightmare Before Christmas..."

Well it's Christmas Eve-Eve, and If you're anything like me, you're busy "wrapping" like Eminem, "stuffing your stockings" like Kirstie Alley, and still trying to find time to get to the mall for that last minute whatchamacallit you forgot for that special someone on your list! To that end, today I'll be offering up a scaled down version of the regular blog...but worry not, as the expression goes, "Good Things Come In Small Web Posts"! 

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Target's nightmare before Christmas has gotten worse as the black market is now being flooded with bogus credit cards linked to millions of account numbers stolen from their customers. 

- They've narrowed down their list of suspects to the NSA. 

- Experts say women should be the one to check their credit card statements for unusual purchases because lets face it, men like me have absolutely no idea what gifts my wife and I are giving people for Christmas. 

- Speaking of giving...based on yesterday's game, not to mention most of the season, The Lions have proven once again that they're great  at "giving things away".

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Churches are using GPS trackers to keep track of the baby Jesus' that are stolen from nativity scenes. 

- In the old days, people just read the Bible to find God. 

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During his annual Christmas speech the Pope admonished members of the Vatican to stop gossiping and get back to work. 

- So I guess the Pope is just like any other boss...except that he doesn't wear pants. 

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On a personal note... Gail and I took our youngest grandchild, soon-to-be-two-year-old Brayden and his Mom and Dad Brad and Julie, to "Dinner With Santa" at Macy's last week. In addition to the Man in the Big Red Suit, they had Mrs. Claus, three "Christmas Carols" and a "Sprite". When Brayden sat on Santa's lap, it reminded me of my own childhood when my parents told me there was no Santa Claus. I cried like a baby. Of course I was 18 at the time...

- Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow, Christmas Eve!

-Dick

Forget "Christmas Carol"...We've Got "Matinee Mindy"!

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Welcome to the last weekend before Christmas! In this, Podcast #105, we welcome "Matinee Mindy" back to the table for a much requested "Part 2" visit. As you probably know, Mindy was Tom Ryan's sidekick for many years at WOMC. Well today she's back...and she's looking for two things: A husband and a job!

Mindy, who's never been married, regales us with more stories of the multitude of "First Dates" she's been on - largely arranged by her mother. Not to imply that her mother isn't a good matchmaker, but if she started an online dating website it would probably be called eHeCouldn'tBeMoreOfALoser.com.

Among the guys Mindy's been out with:

- A guy who took her to a Tiger game in 100 degree heat and in 9-Innings never offered to buy her so much as a bottle of water.

- The man who insisted on keeping their date despite the fact that he had full-on pneumonia. He took her to his "favorite seafood restaurant" and then announced that he hated seafood. 

- And a Movie-Date debacle involving a guy with an unhealthy hatred of Popcorn. 

Mindy also explains why she NEVER eats on dates, why her voice is so hoarse, and how only one of the 19 Program Directors she worked for at WOMC actually liked her on the air. 

She, Jackie and I also talk about accidentally "hiding" things from ourselves. (I'm still looking for a Christmas gift I got my wife Gail two years ago and stashed in a "secret place"). Speaking of Gail, I'll tell you how she and I played an instrumental role in Tom Ryan marrying his longtime wife Joan (Let's just say Joan didn't take our advice...)

I'll also reveal one of Tom's favorite songs - that station management only allowed he and Mindy to play ONE TIME each year...despite the fact that it had been a #1 Hit!

Finally, Jackie will tell us about a new word she learned that describes the feeling people get in their stomach when they even think about the person they're crazy about. (Let's just say you haven't lived until you've been "Twitterpated"). 

So stop Decking the Halls for a few minutes and tune-in to Podcast #105! BTW...if you're looking for a great gift idea for Mindy, a job would be perfect! 

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back here Monday with some special Pre-Christmas cheer! 

-Dick

"Duck Dynasty" Star Ruffles Feathers, Loses Job!

Phil Roberston, the patriarch of the "Duck Dynasty" family has been fired from the show by A&E after he made anti-gay comments in an interview with GQ. He compared homosexuality to beastiality. 

- You know...like having sex with a Duck. 

- A&E execs say they're considering replacing him with the "spokesman for Aflac Insurance".

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After being forced to retire by NBC because his audience is "too old", Jay Leno is being pursued by a bunch of cable networks including CNN. 

-  I don't know if even Jay Leno can be as funny as Wolf Blitzer!

- There's also talk of casting him in a new show, "Desperate Ex-TV Talk Show Hosts of L.A. ".  

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14 Camels were killed by a passing train in the desert in Israel. 

- Passengers on the train hardly noticed, saying they just "felt a slight hump...uh...bump". 

- So apparently Camels can go days without water, but their hearing? Not so much. 

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Today is National Re-Gifting Day. 

- The day when people accidentally give their friend Bob a bottle of wine that they received last Christmas in a bag with a tag reading, "Merry Christmas To Sandy & Steve!"

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Dennis Rodman was greeted by his pal Kim Jong Un when he landed in North Korea today. He says he's there to help train the North Korean National Basketball Team for the upcoming Olympics. 

- He's going to start by having the players wear 2-foot-high platform sneakers. 

- North Korean Basketball is just like American except if the ref calls a foul on you, you are beheaded on the free throw line. 

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Jessica Simpson is reportedly in talks to guest host for Vanna White on "Wheel of Fortune". 

- Jessica is so excited, she said as a surprise, she's going to buy everyone in her family a vowel!

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During an interview this week, Justin Bieber said that he's retiring after the release of his next album and quitting the music business. But his manager said Justin was "just kidding". 

- So the Beebs is staying around...Proving that this IS "The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"!

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Have a great day and I'll see  you back here Friday with an all-new Podcast featuring a much-clamored for return visit by special guest "Matinee Mindy"! 

-Dick

One Week Til The Big Day!!!

Triple A predicts that a record 94.5 Million Americans will take a trip by car during the year-end holiday season. 

- The majority of those "trips" will be to Wal-Mart to return the ugly "Santa Never Gets Enough Ho Ho Hos!" sweater your teenage son got you for Christmas. 

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A controversial new study says that most multivitamins are ineffective and don't have any health benefits at all. 

- Well that's a hard pill to swallow. 

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In an interview with Piers Morgan, Barbara Walters said about President Obama that "I...We...thought of him as the next Messiah". She added that she probably shouldn't say that at Christmas time. 

- I assume by "We" she meant The View's "Three Wise Women"... Herself, Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar. 

- This may explain why she picked Miley Cyrus as one of the "Ten Most Fascinating People of The Year". 

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In a new poll, 39% of Americans said yes when asked if it is ever okay to tell a lie. 

- Most of those who said lying was okay are in charge of the Obamacare website.  

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A new Washington Post/ABC poll found that President Obama's approval rating is 43%, the lowest of any President at this point in his second term since Richard Nixon. 

- The deal breaker came when Obama was photographed walking on the beach in a pair of Wing Tip Dress Shoes.  

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Dennis Rodman is heading back to North Korea, on the heels of launching his own brand of Vodka. 

- He and Kim Jong Un plan to do "shots" together. 

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The writers at "Family Guy" have come up with a way to bring Brian the Dog back from the dead. 

- It's a really complicated technique using colored pencils. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

Yoga's Gone To The Dogs!

There's a new trend where dogs are able to take yoga classes with their owners. 

- The hardest part for humans is walking around in a circle and dragging their butts across the carpet.

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Today's Mega-Millions lottery jackpot has grown to $586 million.

- Which is just $10 bucks more than desperate parents are paying to get a $399 PlayStation4 on Amazon, in time for Christmas. 

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Someone uploaded the entire "confidential" Obamacare navigator training manual to the Internet.

- So now you can finally access info on Obamacare on the Internet!

- But then again people say you can't believe everything you read on the Internet...with the possible exception of what you read here on dickpurtan.com!

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The US Government is considering giving Edward Snowden Amnesty in return for the NSA documents he took but didn't release. 

- ...yet. 

- They've also offered him a great deal on Health Insurance...which something tells me he's gonna need.

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Another former Disney teen star had a naked "selfie" leak onto the Internet, only this time it was a guy, Dylan Sprouse. 

- Thus making him the first male Disney star to go public with out pants since Donald Duck. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Duck. Uh...Dick. 

President & Vice President Agree On "Nothing"!

Joe Biden says there's a White House holiday policy that the President and Vice President do not exchange gifts. 

- Truth be told, Joe wasn't able to get on the website that sells the "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mugs. 

- The did announce a new Holiday Tradition this year...naming Edward Snowden as the White House Official "Secret Santa". 

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It's estimated that Santa Claus will receive 8 Million traditional paper letters in the mail this year. 

- So basically 8 Million kids are "Going Postal" this month!

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Doctors claim that if James Bond were real, he'd be an alcoholic, because his consumption of martinis on screen is four times the weekly recommended limit. 

- The news left Bond fans shaken...but not stirred. 

- Of course if James Bond were real, he also be on antibiotics 24/7 because of all the women he's slept with. 

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North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un has executed his own Uncle because of allegations that he was a gambling, drug-addicted womanizer. 

- Looks like there's gonna be an extra spot at the Un Family dinner table come Christmas! 

- Kim Jong Un himself sticks to alcohol. He's famous for doing "shots". 

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A Deerfield, Florida Wal-Mart employee was arrested for allegedly shooting up the parked car of a rival worker who'd beaten him out for "Employee of the Month". 

- He had enough for bail since he saved so much on the gun and ammo he bought before walking out to the parking lot. 

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Oprah Winfrey says she never had kids because they would've ended up hating her because she was so career-driven.  

- I guess her kids would have preferred her to be more "Car-Pool Driven". 

- Bottom line: Changing diapers is not one of Oprah's "Favorite Things". 

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RIP... Peter O'Toole, whose most famous role was as "Lawrence of Arabia", passed away this weekend at the age of 81. He was nominated for an Oscar 8 times but never won...except for a Lifetime Achievement Award two years ago. "Goodbye Mr. Chips..."

And Joan Fontaine, who won an Oscar for her performance in Alfred Hitchcock's "Suspicion", opposite Cary Grant, has also passed away. She was 92 and is survived by her sister, 97-year-old Olivia De Havilland, who played "Melanie" in GWTW.  

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday - One week from Christmas Eve! And don't forget Podcast #104 with special guest "Matinee Mindy" is up now! Just click here: Podcast #104

-Dick

Podcast #104: "Blind (Deaf & Dumb) Dates With Matinee Mindy!"

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Welcome to the weekend and Podcast #104...a rather appropriate number as today I welcome one of my longtime co-workers from WOMC (104.3) to the Dining Room Table... the one, the only "Matinee Mindy". 

Mindy worked as Tom Ryan's producer and sidekick for more than 20 years which kept her so busy, she never had time to get married. She did date a lot - or should I say she went out on a lot of "First Dates".  Most were arranged by her mom (Mother Markowitz) and most of them were hilarious Titanic-esque Disasters. 

She tells us about the guy who drove her 80 miles per hour down the freeway - backwards, the one who asked her to go to Meijer at midnight so he could buy a razor, to shave his legs, and another date who stood her up but had a very good reason: He was in jail at the time they were supposed to meet. (The Octomom has had better luck with guys than Mindy).

There's also some radio gossip mixed in...

Just before we recorded, Mindy, Jackie and I had attended a Christmas luncheon with some of the old gang from our days at WOMC. Not everyone could make it (Quite possibly because not everyone was invited. You'll have to listen to find out the who's and whys!) 

We'll also tell you who was "let go" by station management while on maternity leave. (I guess the station figured since the baby was a girl, a "pink slip" would make an appropriate gift), how I found out that Drew & Mike were on their way out months before the ax fell, and Mindy shares the story of some high-level information she stumbled upon regarding ME that she kept from Tom Ryan for a very long week. 

And just in time for the holidays, we'll tell you about the new "cache" associated with retro "flip phones" that makes them iCooler than the latest iPhone. 

So be caller number ten right now... No wait, we're not on the radio anymore! Just click on the link above or below and treat yourself to a Matinee - Mindy that is - in Podcast #104. 

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back here Monday!

-Dick