Triple A predicts that a record 94.5 Million Americans will take a trip by car during the year-end holiday season.
- The majority of those "trips" will be to Wal-Mart to return the ugly "Santa Never Gets Enough Ho Ho Hos!" sweater your teenage son got you for Christmas.
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A controversial new study says that most multivitamins are ineffective and don't have any health benefits at all.
- Well that's a hard pill to swallow.
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In an interview with Piers Morgan, Barbara Walters said about President Obama that "I...We...thought of him as the next Messiah". She added that she probably shouldn't say that at Christmas time.
- I assume by "We" she meant The View's "Three Wise Women"... Herself, Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar.
- This may explain why she picked Miley Cyrus as one of the "Ten Most Fascinating People of The Year".
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In a new poll, 39% of Americans said yes when asked if it is ever okay to tell a lie.
- Most of those who said lying was okay are in charge of the Obamacare website.
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A new Washington Post/ABC poll found that President Obama's approval rating is 43%, the lowest of any President at this point in his second term since Richard Nixon.
- The deal breaker came when Obama was photographed walking on the beach in a pair of Wing Tip Dress Shoes.
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Dennis Rodman is heading back to North Korea, on the heels of launching his own brand of Vodka.
- He and Kim Jong Un plan to do "shots" together.
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The writers at "Family Guy" have come up with a way to bring Brian the Dog back from the dead.
- It's a really complicated technique using colored pencils.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick