It's "National LOVE Litigating Lawyers Day".

- So if you see Geoffrey Fieger or Sam Bernstein... give 'em a hug for me!

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Jerry Springer is reportedly considering a run to become the Governor of Ohio. 

- But instead of throwing his hat in the ring, he'll throw a chair. 

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The Los Angeles City Council has replaced "Columbus Day" with "Indigenous Peoples Day" on it's Official Calendar.

- The good news is L.A. residents will still be able to get a great deal on mattresses, the bad news is "The Columbus Proved The World Is Not Flat-Screen TV Sale" has been cancelled. 

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A Maryland school has banned students from wearing Washington Redskins Jerseys in class. 

- They're afraid people might be offended by the word "Washington". 

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Scientists say that in the last two years, 200 new animal species have been discovered in the Amazon. 

- And you can have one shipped to your house in two days for FREE if you have "Prime"!

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A British Study found that 60% of men don't think about sex ALL THE TIME.  

- That's right... there's that one moment when we think about making a sandwich right before falling asleep.

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick 

A new wax museum in Boston is taking heat for what critics call "ridiculously bad" wax renditions of everyone from Donald Trump to Princess Diana. 

- Yup. That's supposed to be Princess Diana. It looks more like the Love Child of Angela Merkel and Caitlyn Jenner.

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MSNBC and CNN criticized President Trump's tour of flood-ravaged Houston as "too soon". 

- It's a classic case of "Damned if you Do look at the Demolished Dams, and Damned if you Don't". 

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With tailgating season upon us, the U.S. is facing a shortage of Chicken Wings.

- So look for a "Buffalo Wild Thighs" coming to a strip mall near you.

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Scientists say that drinking four cups of coffee a day may help you live longer. 

- If you buy your coffee at Starbucks, you'll be alive - but dead broke. 

*****

Kim Kardashian announced in a recent interview that her 4-year-old daughter North West doesn't like her 2-year-old brother. 

- Well, it didn't take long for that relationship to go South. 

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Hillary Clinton is soon to start a book tour to promote her Campaign memoir "What Happened". It'll cost you $1200 for a meet-and-greet. 

- If you decide against that, you can always meet Bill for free at the local Hooters. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

The Lion's Matthew Stafford just became the highest paid quarterback in the NFL, inking a 5 year, $135 Million deal which breaks down to $27 Mil per season including a $50 million signing bonus. BTW... Stafford's career record with the Lion's is 51-58. 

- Game prices will go up but think of all the money you'll save by not having to buy Super Bowl tickets... again! 

*****

The N. Korean Govt. announced that Kim Jong Un's wife gave birth to a baby boy back in February. 

- So now there are two chubby, bouncing baby boys at the Palace.

- Godmother Dennis Rodman is busy planning the Baby Shower! 

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla welcomed their second child on Monday. 

- And if you don't "Like" the baby pics, they'll shut down your account. (Which is better than KJU... if you don't like his baby pics, he'll kill you). 

*****

President Trump tweeted that he received N. Korea's message "loud and clear" after they test fired a missile over Japan, and that "all options are on the table". 

- Kim Jong Un doesn't have room for options on his table because it's covered with food. 

*****

Kathy Griffin announced that she's no longer friends with her New Year's Eve co-host Anderson Cooper because he criticized her for her infamous video of Donald Trump's head. 

- Yup. Their friendship is as dead as Kathy's career. 

*****

This past weekend the annual "Woofstock" convention took place in California...an event that bills itself as "Woodstock for Dogs". 

- The crowd went wild when The Lab Four did a medley of "Baby You Can Stick Your Head Out The Window of My Car", "Twist and Bark" & "I Wanna Hold Your Paw". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick

It National Radio Commercial Day! 

- I don't like to brag, but it was MY idea to put commercials between your favorite songs. 

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A movie theater in Memphis announced that for the first time in 34 years it will remove "Gone With The Wind" from its Classic Movie Screening series because of it's "racially insensitive content". 

- They say that today, but there's always tomorrow. After all, tomorrow IS another day. 

*****

A new study found that divorced people are 14% more likely to die of a heart attack than they're married counterparts. 

- And the heart attack usually comes when they get the bill from their divorce attorney.

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Floyd Mayweather says he's going to retire at 50-0 following his 10 round TKO victory over Conor McGregor... just one win shy of the record held by Rocky Marciano. 

- Floyd says he's made up his mind, but after that many blows to the head, he doesn't have too much mind left. (As Dan Quayle reminded us:  "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." Wise words, Dan.) 

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A study by the University of Rochester found that highly intelligent people are more likely to swear and walk around naked at home. 

- Maybe they just can't find the #!!@$@!% the clothes they were planning on wearing. 

*****

Several ophthalmologists in California say they've treated patients who attempted to view last weeks Eclipse by putting sunscreen directly onto their eyeballs.

- This is exactly the kind of thing that gave Charles Darwin the idea for "Natural Selection". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick 

After 29 years, the Palace of Auburn Hills will officially shut it's doors after Bob Seger's concert on September 23rd; meanwhile, Kid Rock will open Little Caesers' Arena on September 9th. 

- Seger has no special plans, saying his Palace concert will be "Still the Same", while Kid says he's "Hot & Ready" to play Little Caesars. 

*****

One Powerball ticket holder in Massachusetts woke up this morning almost $759 million dollars richer. 

- And just like that he found out he has 759 million "close relatives" he's never heard of.

*****

Another bad day for ESPN... One of their radio hosts has been arrested for breaking into a neighbors condo in Wyoming "drunk and naked". 

- Lucky for him his name isn't "Robert Lee" so he WILL be allowed to go on the air as previously scheduled. 

*****

A brothel in Vienna claims that a sex doll named "Fanny" has become more requested than the Live girls who work there. 

- That will all change when scientists teach the bots how to steal a guys wallet. 

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A five-year-old California girl burst into tears after her Kindergarten teacher read the class books on transgenderism. She went home and told her parents she was afraid she'd become a boy. 

- This is what happens when you read "Curious George Goes To Visit Caitlyn Jenner". 

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It's National Complain About The Weather Day! 

- A high of 66 degrees on August 24th??? Yeah, I'm COMPLAINING! 

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Have a great day... stay warm... and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick 

I was over the moon during yesterday's Solar Eclipse. Here's a pic of our puppy "Mars Rover" waiting for the big moment. A small step for Man, but a Giant Leap for Man's Best Friend. 

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Yesterday's was the most viewed celestial event in U.S. history. 

- With the exception of the time Kim Kardashian Mooned a pic for Instagram.  

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President Trump was caught on camera looking up at the eclipse without special glasses. 

- White House doctors say they'll do whatever it takes to "Make Trump's Retinas Great Again". 

*****

Tiger Woods and his ex-girlfriend, Olympic Skier Lindsay Vaughn are the latest celebs to have their private naked photos hacked and posted on the web. 

- When are people gonna realize that there is no such thing as a "PRIVATE" naked photo??? 

- To be honest, I have no interest pics of Tiger's putter. 

*****

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is rumored to be writing a book about his political career. 

- It'll either be called "The Count of Monte Crisco" or "The Art of The Meal". 

*****

Croatia has opened a beach bar for dogs that features beer brewed with ingredients that appeal to canines. 

- Local Cats are demanding an upscale Wine Bar. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick 

In honor of the Total Solar Eclipse, today we offer Podcast #220 - a new effort that will leave all previous Podcasts in its shadow!?!?  But first things first: The passing of legendary comedian Jerry Lewis at the age of 91, and my "Two Degrees of Separation" from him. Then I'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know about Sloths (but were afraid to ask), Why Meeeechigan's first game of the season (against Florida) is being played in Texas, and I'll reveal my favorite, fabulous new "IT" girl... Alexa. Plus, "coverage" of this afternoon's Super Celestial Event. (And remember... Don't Look Up!!!) 

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday with my regular blog!

-Dick

A Cheetos-themed restaurant opened in New York City on Wednesday. 

- It's like a regular restaurant, except instead of giving you a Doggie Bag, they send you home with the orange cheese dust on your fingers. 

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According to a new survey, the best time of the day to have sex is when your body is the most rested,  at exactly 7:30 am.

- So now we know why all of those high school teachers are sleeping with their students... They're already in Algebra class at 7:30am.

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A British family bound for Disneyworld was banned from the Manchester, England Airport lounge for "inappropriate dress". FYI: They were wearing matching Minnie Mouse T-Shirts. 

- Apparently, airport officials thought the t-shirts were a slap in the face to straight male and transgender mice.

- Is it me or has the world gone just plain Goofy???

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Daniel Craig announced that he will play James Bond again less than one year after saying that he would "cut himself with glass" before returning to the role. 

- The movie will be called either "Slash Your Wrists and Die Another Day" or "Never Say Never. Period." 

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Men's Fitness will no longer offer a print version of its' magazine. 

- So guys, if you want to read about how to get in shape, you're going to have to sit on the couch with your laptop. 

*****

A new study found that smoking marijuana increases a person's risk of high blood pressure. 

- On the bright side, if you smoke enough... you won't care. 

- Put another way, Woody Harrelson could stroke-out at any moment. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick 

Forty years ago today, Elvis Presley died at the age of just 42. 

- President Trump tweeted "Elvis is still missed! But if anyone knows the pressure of being "The King"... it's ME!!!"

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- Fans of Elvis who have always been able to visit his grave for free, are outraged that this year they're being charged $28.75 to pay their respects. 

- They claim almost $30 bucks is a Hunka Hunka Burning Cash. 

- Some said they had to sell their Blue Suede Shoes on ebay to afford a ticket. 

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Trump unleashed a firestorm yesterday when he said both the Neo-Nazi's and the Alt-Left protestors were responsible for the violence in Charlottesville over the weekend. 

- If the Prez puts his foot in his mouth anymore, he's going to get athletes tongue. 

*****

Fired White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci admitted in an interview that he wasn't cut out for the job. 

- The Mooch's first clue was getting fired after 10 days. 

*****

Samsung released a cryptic 37-second video promoting it's new Galaxy Note 8 which comes out next week. 

- They're really trying to get consumer's fired up about it. 

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Police in Texas are looking for a man who allegedly had sex with a neighbor's fence while in a drunken stupor and was videotaped by a woman on her Smart Phone. 

- Apparently this guy thinks that fences don't just make good neighbors, they make HOT neighbors. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick

Kim Jong Un just blinked... saying that he's decided against firing nuclear missiles at Guam, but has reserved the right to "change his mind if the foolish and stupid conduct of the Yankees continues". 

- I knew Dennis Rodman could get the job done! (U.S. General, Defense Secretary James Mattis'  comment that if KJU fired those missiles "It's Game On" obviously scared the pants off KJU... and those are some big pants. 

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Meanwhile, some U.S. doctors say KJU's aggressive tendencies may be due to "Roid Rage" - claiming he takes steroids to treat Gout brought on by eating too much Cheese. 

-  Who knew the fate of the world could come down to a chunk of Velveeta. 

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A Denver DJ found guilty of groping Taylor Swift says he plans to appeal the verdict and claims Taylor lied about him putting his hand up her skirt. 

- Taylor said he can appeal all he wants but they are "never, ever, ever getting back together in court again". 

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The "Church of Cannabis" is now officially open in Denver. 

- But nobody showed up for Sunday services because they couldn't remember how to get there. 

- If you want to stop by, just look for the building with the statue of the Virgin Mary-Juana outfront. 

*****

Tom Cruise was injured during a stunt jump from one building to another on the set of the new Mission Impossible movie. 

- It wasn't the first time Tom has come up short. 

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Willie Nelson ended his Salt Lake City show early due to sickness from "high altitude". 

- Insert your own punchline. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

Gone Fishin'... Trying to soak up every minute of Summer! Back tomorrow.

-Dick 

A giant inflatable Chicken with Golden Donald Trump-like hair was spotted next to the White House yesterday... but no one seems to know why it was there. 

- There hasn't been anything that big and inflated at the White House since President Trump's Ego moved in. 

*****

Democrats are criticizing President Trump for "talking too tough" to North Korea about their threats of Nuclear Force. 

- I guess they think if we just give "Lil Kim" a "Nuclear Participation Trophy" he'll leave us alone. 

*****

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has reportedly hired two of Hillary Clinton's pollsters to help him with a possible run for the Presidency. 

- Apparently he wants people who tell him he's a shoe-in right up until the moment he loses. 

*****

A British TV Network accidentally aired a newscast while an employee in the news room could be seen watching porn on his computer in the background. 

- They don't call it "Action News" for nothing. 

*****

Canada has sent 100 troops to the U.S. border to stop the surge of Haitian immigrants who've been trying to sneak into their country.

- They should just swim across the River like I did every day for the four years I worked at CKLW. 

***** 

The Academy of Motion Pictures has been criticized for electing a white man as their new President. 

- Why didn't they just go with Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway who did so well at last year's Oscars? 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick

RIP... Glen Campbell has died from complications of Alzheimer's at the age of 81. He gave us great songs including "By The Time I Get To Phoenix", "Wichita Lineman", "Galveston" "Rhinestone Cowboy" and my personal favorite, "Gentle On My Mind" just to name a few. He was also revered as a studio musician - who couldn't read music but was a brilliant "by ear" guitarist who played on hits for everyone from Frank Sinatra to The Beach Boys.

*****

The hot rumor in D.C. is that a major publisher has green-lit a book about the members of Congress. 

- The working title is "Great Un-Met Expectations".

*****

Kim Jong Un threatened to attack the U.S. territory Guam after President Trump said that any nuclear action by North Korea would be met with "fire and fury like the world has never seen". 

- This is starting to make the Cuban Missile Crisis seem like "The good old days". 

*****

Disney is denying claims that 42 of their apps are secretly collecting personal info about the kids that use them, and selling the info to advertisers. 

- But concerned parents say Mickey Mouse is now "The Lyin' King". 

*****

David Letterman has been signed to do a six-episode series on Netflix. 

- With that beard he's sporting now, it looks like he's been signed to do six episodes of "Duck Dynasty".  He'll play the part of "Grandpa Duck". 

*****

Scientists have confirmed that the vegetarian dinosaur "Patagotian Mayorum" which lived 100 million years ago and was as big as a Boeing 737 is the largest land animal ever discovered. 

- If you don't count Michael Moore. 

*****

Spike Lee is holding a rally for Colin Kaepernick outside the NFL Headquarters in NY because Colin hasn't been signed by any team. 

- If football doesn't want him... Kaepernick could always get a gig at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle doing Stand-up.  

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick

Amazon is producing a movie based on the life of Lucille Ball.  

- The Amazon film will feature Lucy, Ricky and their trusted neighbors Fred & Alexa. 

*****

Larry King says he'd "Kill" to do the first interview with OJ Simpson when he's paroled in October. 

- Larry says he'd ask him the tough questions like "Do you plan on doing anymore "Airplane" sequels???"

*****

A University of Georgia Business Professor is allowing students to select their own grades if they feel overly stressed by the grades he gives them. 

- It's part of the college's "Make America Stupid Again" program. 

- How about parents pay what they want if they're too stressed by the school's high tuition??? 

*****

Google has fired an engineer who sent out a memo saying that women were "biologically" less likely to succeed in the tech industry. 

- What a Boob. 

- And just like that, that engineer is less likely to succeed "biologically" with women. 

*****

Al Gore's new movie about Global Warming only grosses $900,000 in it's first weekend. 

- Al was extremely disappointed but, hey, sometimes you gotta accept the Inconvenient Truth. 

*****

According to a new study, regularly getting less than 6 hours of sleep a night results in increased risk of obesity, depression, heart attacks and strokes. 

- Great. Something else to worry about while I'm tossing and turning tonight. 

*****

A restaurant in China named "Trendy Shrimp" is taking heat for offering female customers discounts based on their bra size... the bigger the cup, the bigger the discount. 

- And ladies who go au natural get a free order of "Almond Braless Chicken". 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick

Half of the eight mayoral hopefuls on Detroit’s primary ballot next week have been convicted of felony crimes - Mike Duggan and Coleman Young Jr. NOT among them. 

- The tip-off came when officials noticed the felons are running under the slogan "Make Detroit Corrupt Again!" 

*****

A 10 year old boy named Frank sent President Trump a letter offering to mow the White House lawn "Free of charge" and even offered to bring his own weed whacker. 

- Former President Clinton issued a statement that while he owned a weed whacker during his time in the WH, he "never inhaled". 

*****

The Dreamland Wax Museum in Boston is being mocked on Social Media for it's Wax Statue of Patriots QB Tom Brady calling it "creepy" and "nightmare inducing". 

- Colin Kaepernick said that if they ever put up a statue of HIM like that, he won't stand for it. 

*****

A study out of UCLA found that pets are having a huge impact on global warming with both their high meat consumption and their "emissions". 

- So ladies, if your husband blames "global warming" on your dog... he might be telling the truth. 

*****

A growing number of studies have found that American companies are having trouble filling jobs because the applicants can't pass a drug test. 

- It's even true for Walmart Greeters, although to be fair, their tests just come back positive for Lipitor and Geritol. 

*****

According to researchers at the University of Buffalo, ancient Humans had sex with a species of "non-Humans" who were similar, but genetically very different. 

- To put it in modern terms, it's kind of like sleeping with Charlie Sheen. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick 

England's 96 year old Prince Phillip will officially retire from public duties this afternoon. 

- Yup, he's finally waving that gig goodbye. 

*****

According to a new report, Queen Elizabeth consumes 4 alcoholic beverages every day. 

- But that number goes way up when Prince Harry shows up with the Royal Beer Bong. 

- The Queen credits her daily "Metamucil Martini" for keeping her on the throne for so many years. 

*****

A Morning Consult Poll found that an overwhelming majority of Americans won't miss fired White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci. 

- It also found that nearly all Americans think Scaramucci is a new item on The Olive Garden's "Tour of Italy" menu.  

*****

Just days before the two will meet at an International Summit, Philippine President Duterte described North Korean leader Kim Jong Un as a "fool" and a "son of a bitch" with a "chubby face".

- The real story here is that it was the Philippine President who made the remarks, NOT President Trump. 

*****

OJ Simpson's former agent, who owns the infamous White Bronco from OJ's 1994 car chase is putting it up for sale for $700,000. 

- Interested buyers can contact him to arrange a Slow-Speed Test Drive. 

*****

A bride is Tennessee was arrested after pulling a gun out of her wedding dress and trying to shoot her new husband just hours after they exchanged vows. 

- She told cops in her family the bride always wears "Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, and a Loaded 22". 

- This is what happens when the Bride registers at Target. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick 

AUGUST??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I am officially declaring today July 32nd!

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The former site of a topless bar in Warren is being turned into a Dairy Queen. 

- Cones won't come small, medium and large... they'll be "B", "C" and "Double D". 

- Ironically, "Peanut Buster Parfait" was also the name of one of the dancers who used to work there. 

*****

President Trump fired White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci after just 11 days on the job. 

- Scaramucci looks so much like a mobster, he should be happy he just got canned and not kissed on the lips and taken for a ride in a rowboat. 

*****

Despite the latest shake-up and continued leaks, Trump Tweeted that there is "No Chaos" at the White House. 

- Actually there was a guy named "Bob Chaos" but he got fired last week. 

*****

A new study found that blowing out the candles on a birthday cake increases the bacteria count by 1400%. 

- Thus the expression "You Can Have Your Cake and Get Sick From It Too". 

*****

A 34-year-old man was arrested TWICE on Sunday afternoon for walking naked through a Massachusetts town filled with shoppers and diners. 

- Apparently when the first cop told him to go home and put something on, he thought he meant Sunscreen. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick 

Retired General John Kelly takes over for the fired Reince Priebus as President Trump's Chief of Staff today after serving as the head of Homeland Security. 

- Trying to manage Trump is going to make keeping ISIS out of America look like a cake walk. 

*****

Officials say a Spirit Airlines flight leaving Las Vegas was delayed after a passenger removed all their clothes while boarding.

- Apparently they thought the slogan was "What you Wear in Vegas Stays in Vegas". 

*****

Hot Dog eating champ Joey "Jaws" Chestnut  downed 92 tacos in 8 minutes and was crowned the Taco Eating World Champion at Taco Truck Throwdown 7 on Saturday.

- His arteries are more clogged than 696 during rush hour. 

- Joey should heed the old saying "Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls, it tolls for thee". 

*****

A new report claims that one pound of hamburger from your local grocery store can contain meat from up to 1000 different cows. 

- So if you want to know where the meat in your burger came from you have to log onto Ancestry.Cow. 

*****

After President Trump slammed China for doing nothing to stop North Korea's growing Nuclear Missile testing, China said Trump was acting like "a spoiled child". 

- Trump responded by tweeting "Oh yeah? Well your Mother wore army boots! SAD!"

*****

A man in Sweden died of a heart attack during surgery to enlarge his manhood. 

- Proving that like Football, Life is a game of inches. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is about to replace Bill Gates as the World's Richest Man, with a net worth of $89.8 Billion. 

- He'll celebrate by saying "Alexa... Who's the richest man in the world?" over and over and over again. 

- He may be the Richest Man in the World, but he's still bald. 

*****

Politico is reporting that ABC is trying to sign former Trump Spokesperson Sean Spicer for the next season of Dancing With the Stars. 

- Well we know he already knows how to tap dance. 

- Or he could land a job as a judge on "Make America's Got Talent Great Again". 

*****

A new study found that Ben & Jerry's ice cream is made with an ingredient that's also found in weedkillers. 

- Which explains why I've never found any Crabgrass in my pint of "Chunky Monkey". 

- When I think Ben & Jerry's, I tend to think "Killer Weed" not "Weed Killer". 

*****

Rumor has it that Justin Bieber cancelled the rest of his World Tour in order to start his own Church. 

- It'll be the only Church in the world where you don't Sip the Sacramental Wine, you do Shots of it. 

*****

An Uber passenger posted a video of his Uber driver allegedly having sex with a woman in the front seat while he was driving the passenger around, and claims that when he complained, Uber offered him a $10 credit. 

- Ten bucks? I'm betting the woman in the front seat got paid more than that. 

*****

The fact checking website "Snopes" is trying to raise funds to keep from going bankrupt. 

- Apparently Snopes is passe since we have another source to determine what is real and what is Fake News... Donald Trump. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick 

President Trump told a rally in Youngstown, Ohio that "with the exception of the late, great Abraham Lincoln" he can be "more Presidential than any other President in US History". 

- So look for him to start referring to himself as "Honest Don". 

*****

This morning, Trump tweeted that there will be No Transgenders allowed in the Military. 

- And just like that Caitlyn Jenner's dream of serving in a foxhole with a bunch of guys in uniform goes up in smoke. 

*****

New research shows Sperm counts among Western men have plunged to a record low... falling by more than 50% in 40 years. 

- Experts blame chemicals found in everyday products... and the "New Math" which has made it harder to count the little guys accurately. 

*****

Experts warn that Iran is on the brink of attempting to launch a satellite into Space. 

- Our only hope is that North Korea fires a missile that shoots it down. 

*****

An International study found that contrary to popular belief, Money CAN buy happiness... as long as you spend it on things that save you time, like hiring a housekeeper. 

- They came to the conclusion by interviewing a Mr. A. Schwarzenegger.  

*****

Ann Arbor has been named the "Most Educated City in America". 

- Students in Columbus, Ohio were like, "That ain't true!"

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick