Help! I've Fall-en And I Can't Get Up!

Fall officially arrived in the U.S. at 4:22  this morning.  

- Look on the bright side...only 271 days until Summer starts next June! 

*****

The Pope visited the White House this morning where he gave a speech to 15,000 guests on the White House lawn.  

- President Obama signaled the beginning of the speech by lighting a cigarette and blowing the smoke up the White House chimney. 

***** 

Yankee's baseball legend and Hall of Famer Yogi Berra has died at the age of 90. 

- If you feel like you already heard that Yogi died...it's deja vu all over again. 

- As Yogi once said, "Always go to other people's funerals...otherwise, they won't come to yours." 

RIP Yogi!

*****

A new book claims that Hillary Clinton is being plagued by multiple health problems that could end her campaign early. 

- In a related story, Bill is being plagued by multiple health problems that can be cleared up by a strong dose of antibiotics. 

*****

A survey by the National Center for Health Statistics found that Apples are the favorite fruit among U.S. kids. 

- So in addition to making computers and iPhones, Apple is now making Fruit? Wow...what an amazing company! 

*****

Publishing house Simon & Schuster has signed Donald Trump to write a book about his Presidential Campaign. 

- Scott Walker's deal to write a book about HIS Presidential Campaign has now been downgraded to a Pamphlet. 

*****

Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's show "I Am Cait" has Not been picked up for a second season by E! and is struggling to find another network. 

- It takes a lot of cajones to cancel such a politically correct show. 

- Caitlyn accused the network of "emasculating" her. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick

"...Happy Birthday to You!"

Happy 14th Birthday to Jackie's son, and my Grandson Charlie! 

*****

Pope Francis begins his 3-Day tour of the U.S. today. 

- He's the oldest guy to go on tour here since Mick Jagger. 

*****

After serving his 6-Month suspension, Brian Williams will return to TV today... he'll be covering the Pope's visit on MSNBC beginning at 3pm EST. 

- That is, if his war-torn plane from Syria lands safely and on time. 

- Brian better not make up any stories about the Pope. The Pontiff does have some connections pretty high up. 

*****

According to statistics, more people have been killed taking selfies this year than have been killed by sharks by a margin of 12 to 8. 

- And if you try to take a picture of yourself with a shark, the number goes even higher. 

*****

A CNN Poll found that Hillary Clinton's lead over Bernie Sanders would double if Joe Biden decides not to run. 

- Now she just has to figure out a way to delete Joe Biden. 

*****

A new study out of Germany claims that sex doesn't cause heart attacks. 

- Unless you come home and find your wife having sex with someone else, in which case all bets are off. 

*****

Donald Trump told a high school audience to avoid drugs, alcohol and cigarettes. 

- And then he told them that all of their female teachers were ugly. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick 

Burgers, Swashbucklers & Babes...Oh My!

Three big events this weekend: Today is National Cheeseburger Day...Tomorrow is National Talk Like A Pirate Day...And Sunday is National Women's Friendship Day.

- This last one hosted by Donald Trump!?!?!

*****

Hillary Clinton's campaign has started releasing 30 year old photos of her in an effort to soften her image. 

- It's a technique usually used by women on Match. com. 

*****

New York's Fashion Week ends this Sunday.

- And you'll know it's over on Monday because the Pope will be the only one still wearing White after Labor Day. 

*****

Oscar Meyer has a new dating App call Sizzl that shows people nearby who share a love of bacon. 

- For the more health conscious daters, they should come up with a Sizzl-lite App that hooks you up with people who like Turkey Bacon. 

*****

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back here Monday with my regular blog!

-Dick

The Date For The Debate!

Over 25 Million Americans are expected to watch the second Republican debate on CNN tonight. 

- Donald Trump says that 11 million of the viewers are in this country illegally and plans to build a wall around their TV's. 

- The debate will be just like a WWE Smackdown... except the blows will be real. 

*****

Facebook has announced that it will add a new "Dislike" button. 

- So come October, you'll finally be able to tell your friends what you really think about those pictures of their cats dressed in Halloween costumes. 

*****

Hillary Clinton told Kanye West that if he wants run for President, he should wear comfortable shoes because there's a lot of walking involved. 

- Or in Hillary's case... tap dancing. 

- In a related story, Bill Clinton told Kim Kardashian if she wants to be First Lady she should wear stilettos...because he likes them. 

*****

Next week, Taco Bells in Chicago and San Francisco will begin serving alcohol. 

- Up until now, the only alcohol at Taco Bell has been INSIDE the customers who show up at 2am for a double order of Nachos Bell Grande.

*****

Two men in China attempted to sell their kidneys on the black market so they could buy new iPhones. 

- Thinking of doing something stupid? Apparently you don't need an App for that.  

*****

Disney is making a new Mary Poppins movie that will take place several decades after the original. 

- In this one, instead of using an umbrella to fly, Mary uses a cane to walk. 

- And she sings, "A Spoonful of Sugar Helps The Metamucil Go Down". 

*****

Gary Richrath, a former guitarist for REO Speedwagon, has died at 65. 

- I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard from another he'd been under the weather. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

VEEP?

Hillary Clinton says the thought of having Bill as her Vice President has crossed her mind, but she doesn't think it would be allowed under the Constitution. 

- Hey it's a natural... When you think "Vice"... you think Bill Clinton!

*****

A Gitmo prisoner accused of being a close associate of Osama Bin Laden has a dating profile on Match.com in which he describes himself as "Detained but ready to mingle". 

- It also says he's "Looking for a virgin"... 72 of 'em. 

- He joined Match after a few bad experiences on eBurka.com

*****

NBC announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger will replace Donald Trump as the host of The Apprentice. 

- Instead of saying "You're Fired", Ahnold will say "You're Terminated". 

*****

During a 90 minute speech in front of 20,000 Texans Monday, Donald Trump actually had women in the audience crying because they were so happy. 

- A lot of women end up in tears around The Donald...but it's usually because he just insulted them. 

*****

Brian Williams announced that he will make his MSNBC debut on September 22. 

- He wanted to start on September 1st, but claims that the network shot him down. 

*****

Kim Kardashian launched a new website and App yesterday that let's her fans in on everything from fashion tips to photos, and for just $2.99 you can get private info about Kim's life. 

- It's a scam! There IS NO private info about Kim's life! 

*****

North Korea's Kim Jong Un has threatened the U.S. with a nuclear attack that could come "at any time". 

- Sounds like somebody ran out of relatives to kill. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick

Here She Is...

The Lions lost... but Congratulations to both U of M and MSU for their big wins this weekend at their home openers!

And speaking of winning... Miss Georgia, 21 year old Betty Cantrell was crowned Miss America Sunday night, despite giving a bizarre answer to a question about Tom Brady and Deflategate. 

- She had a hard time concentrating on the question, because her own implants had started to deflate. 

*****

Rick Perry became the first Republican Candidate to withdraw from the Presidential race. 

- He had 3 reasons for pulling out, but could only remember 2 of them. 

*****

Speaking of politics... Hillary Clinton told an audience that as President, she would have our military wipe out Iran if they violated our trust on the Nuclear deal. 

- This is a departure for Hillary...usually when she wipes something out, she uses the delete key. 

- Am I the only one who thinks President Obama ALREADY violated our trust on the nuke deal with Iran? 

*****

A survey by YouBeauty.com found that a growing number of women are using pricey face creams that contain bird poop. 

- Call me crazy but I'd think that would make your Crow's feet worse.  

*****

Sir Elton John says he'd like to meet with Vladimir Putin to try and change his anti-gay policies. 

- And to see him in person without a shirt. 

*****

Season 21 of Dancing With the Stars premieres tonight featuring "celebs" including Paula Deen, Chaka Khan, Gary Busey, and Victor Espinoza, the jockey who rode "American Pharaoh" into Triple Crown history. 

- Despite being the shortest male competitor at 5' 2", Espinoza is the favorite to win, according to a Gallop poll.

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick

Purtan Podcast #172: "Believe It Or Not"

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Welcome to the weekend and Podcast #172. If you're into the weird world of the unexplainable - join Jackie, former "Purtan's Person" Tom Delisle and me for a discussion of personal & celebrity experiences with the paranormal. From Angels to Apparitions... Near-Death Experiences to Messages from the Great Beyond, it's all here. The stories are true... how you feel about them is up to you. As Tom says "There are two kinds of people: Those who don't believe in ghosts and those who've seen one". Oooooh! That's scary!

So kick your weekend off with a Bang...or in this case a "Boo" with Podcast #172. (49:30)

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back here Monday with my regular blog!

-Dick

Donald Doubles Down On Double Stuff

Donald Trump announced that he's never eating Oreos again because Nabisco is moving it's factories to Mexico. 

- And he vowed to build a wall to keep the cookies from immigrating back into the U.S. 

- The Donald also announced that he loves Keebler cookies in an effort to lock up the elf vote. 

- Meanwhile Al Sharpton accused Trump of favoring Vanilla Wafers. 

*****

In other "Need to Know" news... The National Enquirer is reporting that Michelle Obama wants to divorce Barack because he's been flirting with Caroline Kennedy. 

- Meanwhile Republicans are mad at Obama for being in bed with Iran. 

*****

New research shows that "Mindfulness Meditation", where you concentrate on your breathing, may cause people to "recall" things that didn't actually happen. 

- The study was funded by former NBC News Anchor Brian Williams.

*****

A University of Wisconsin study suggests that "Gaydar" isn't a real thing. 

- They also discounted the concept of "Deja Vu"...so if you think someone's gay and feel like you had that exact thought before, you're wrong. 

*****

Toys 'R' Us has released its annual list of the top 15 Christmas toys. 

- I'm looking forward to Transgender Barbie which is basically a Ken Doll that comes with a pair of little plastic pumps.

- There's also a "Tickle Me Isis" doll that laughs, then explodes when you touch it. 

*****

Kim Kardashian flipped out at Kanye West after reading some racy text messages on his phone. 

- She was looking at HIS phone because HER phone broke when she accidentally butt dialed it. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick 

A Crowning Achievement!

At a little after 4pm London time this afternoon, 89 year old Queen Elizabeth will become the longest reigning monarch in British History at 63 years, 7 months, edging out her great-great Grandmother Queen Victoria. 

- Crowds shouted "Long Live The Queen!"...and Prince Charles shouted back "She's Lived Long Enough!"

*****

Hero Jedi Fighter Sinjir Rath Velus announces he's gay in a new novel, which is part of the Star Wars franchise. 

- He comes out when Princess Leia hits on him and he asks if she has a brother.  

- His character is mostly monogamous, but admits to liking a little "Wookie on the side". 

*****

Bob Bashara may testify in his appeals hearing next week claiming that his lawyers didn't put his affair and S&M Bondage lifestyle "in context". He says his attorneys failed to mention that he and his wife had a "marital understanding". 

- Apparently the "understanding" included him hiring a hit man to kill her. 

*****

A Canadian Parliament Candidate ended his campaign after he was caught relieving himself in a coffee mug. 

- Is anyone surprised? The mug read #1 Candidate! 

*****

Reports out of Hollywood say that David Beckham is in talks to be the next James Bond. 

- He'll be the first Bond to "Head Bump" all of the bullets fired at him. 

- In a related story, rumor has it the next "Bond Girl" will be Caitlyn Jenner. 

*****

A letter from 1981 has surfaced in which Richard Nixon encourages Donald Trump to get into politics. 

- Nixon originally taped the message, but Rosemary Woods erased it. 

*****

Vanderbilt University is holding lectures for male students on what it means to have a healthy masculinity. 

- They'll be lots of quizzes and a big Test-osterone at the end of the semester. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick 

Reading, Riting, and Rithmatic...

It's back to school for all the public school kids around the State today! 

The first day was always my most dreaded day of the year. I'll never forget my mom walking me to my Kindergarten room where I met my teacher Miss Lydie who handed me a coloring book and crayons. It was the beginning of a stellar Academic career! 

My fondest memory of elementary school was when my Second Grade teacher, Mrs. Tennant, made me Peter Cottontail in the school play. Everything was going great until the middle of the play when my tail fell off. Mrs. Tennant calmly walked on stage and pinned it back on. At that point, they should have renamed the play "Pin The Tail On The Donkey". And that was the beginning (and end) of my stellar Acting career!

*****

Tickets to the Pope's speech in Philadelphia go on sale online tomorrow. 

- Donald Trump said he had no idea he was supposed to speak there, but if Philadelphians want Trump...they'll get Trump!  

*****

A study by TravelMath.com found that the dirtiest part of an airport or airplane isn't the restrooms, but the tray tables. 

- And I would have guessed the TSA agents hands. 

*****

A new report accuses Taylor Swift of doing drugs during the MTV Video Music Awards. 

- If they're going to accuse her of doing drugs, they should accuse everybody who actually watched the show. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

Purtan Podcast #171: "Goodbye Summer...But Hello Football!"

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Welcome to the weekend and Podcast #171. Today Jackie and I are joined by former "Purtan's Person" Tom DeLisle as we huddle up to discuss topics including:  

- U of M's new coach Jim Harbaugh.

- The "memorable" time Tom and I spent trapped in the men's room in Jackie's dorm after a Michigan game. 

- Non-PC team nicknames that shouldn't be considered non-PC.  

- How Stanley Kubrick's violent 1970's movie "A Clockwork Orange" was a predictor of the lawlessness in society today. 

- And the Michigan Play voted #1 Most Famous...and who left the game early and missed it. 

So Kick-Off your Labor Day Weekend with Podcast #171. (38:33) If you don't...you'll feel "Incomplete"! 

Have a great Holiday and I'll see you back here Tuesday with my regular blog!

-Dick

Shock: Kermit Tweets New Girlfriend!

Feminists are outraged that Kermit the Frog Tweeted a picture of his new younger, thinner girlfriend, a Pig named "Denise", after his break-up with Miss Piggy last month. 

- He's obviously not dating her for money...she's so much thinner than Miss Piggy she's gonna bring in a lot less bacon. 

- At least Denise is older than the chicks the two old guys in the balcony are dating. 

- Kermit gushed "Love is better the second swine around!" (Bada-Boom!)

- They met on "Ashley Roll-Around-In-The-Mudison.com".

*****

President Obama locked in the final Senate votes needed to approve his nuclear deal with Iran, but most experts in foreign policy say we're being foolish to trust the Iranian Government.

- Did we really need "experts" to tell us that? 

*****

According to a new study, college students are now smoking more pot than cigarettes. 

- Which can only mean one thing: They'll be way more mellow when they call their parents asking for more money. 

- So this is what getting a "Higher Education" has come to. 

*****

Former Spokane NAACP President Rachel Dolezal, who portrayed herself as African American,  announced that she's pregnant. 

- She doesn't know if it's a boy or girl yet. Or whether it's black or white for that matter. 

*****

The new cast of Dancing With the Stars includes food queen Paula Dean. 

- She's looking forward to all the dances, but especially the Homemade Chips & "Salsa". 

*****

Los Angeles has been named a finalist to host the 2024 Olympics. 

- If L.A. wins, expect to see Caitlyn Jenner run a leg with the Olympic Torch...in high heels.  

- Because of the California drought, this would also be the first BYOBW Olympics... Bring Your Own Bottled Water. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with an all new Podcast with special guest, Tom DeLisle. 

-Dick

The Donald Says He'll Dump "Denali"

Donald Trump tweeted yesterday that if elected he will reverse President Obama's decision to change Mt. McKinley's name to it's original Eskimo name "Denali". 

- He also tweeted that The White House will be known as "Trump Plaza D.C."

*****

After some Republican candidates called for a wall along the Mexican border, Scott Walker is now calling for a wall to be built all the way across the border with Canada. 

- Luckily, we already have Tim Horton's over here. 

- Finally...something to stop the influx of Hockey sticks. 

*****

Ashley Madison claims that 87,000 women have signed up for their service since last month's hack. 

- They're hoping to set up a date with their husbands. 

*****

A Spongebob musical is coming to Broadway. 

- Being in NYC, the show will feature nudity which is why they're calling it "Spongebob NoPants". 

*****

The State Department has upgraded another 150 emails from Hillary Clinton's private server to  Classified status. 

- The only good news Hillary's had this week is that Bill's name still hasn't shown up on Ashley Madison. 

*****

Chipotle is being sued for lying about having a GMO-free menu. 

- I thought a GMO was a car song by Ronnie & The Daytonas.

*****

Travel & Leisure Magazine has declared Moscow, Russia as the least friendly city in the world. 

- Hard to believe with all those pictures of their smiling President. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick

A Monumental Decision?

President Obama announced that Mt. McKinley is being renamed back to it's original Native American name, "Denali". 

- He also announced that the Washington Monument will now be known as "Big White Pointy Thing That Faces Sky". 

*****

NJ Governor Chris Christie says he wants to track immigrants the same way FedEx tracks packages. 

- The hard part will be getting the immigrants to wear the bar code stickers. 

*****

Researchers say that King Tut's manhood was fully erect when he was mummified, but that it was broken off when his tomb was discovered. 

- Suspects include an archeologist and a Ms. L. Bobbitt.

- Steve Martin could do a whole other song about this... "Howdya Get So HAPPY? King Tut...Tut...".   

*****

Sleep well last night? A new study shows that people who get less than 6 hours of sleep are 4.2 times more likely to catch a cold. 

- Which explains why my voice may have sounded deep on the radio all those years. I was sick! 

*****

Apple is expected to unveil their newest iPhones on September 12th. 

- And I will unveil my current Flip-Phone to anyone who stops by my house that same day.

*****

The Wall Street Journal apologized to the President of China for Tweeting that their economy is "a chink in his armor". 

- They devoted a whole column to the apology. Actually two... Column A and Column B. 

- A lot of papers would have been too Almond Boneless Chicken to apologize. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick 

The VMA'S: Not Music To MY Ears!

Lots happened at last night's MTV Video Music Awards - Justin Bieber sang a new song then broke down in tears and Hip-Hop artist Nicky Minaj called scantily-clad host Miley Cyrus a B*&ch. But the big moment came when Taylor Swift presented Kanye West with the VMA Vanguard Award and during his acceptance speech, Kanye announced that.. get ready... HE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020! 

- He's hoping Beyonce won't run...since she'd have The Greatest Campaign Of All Time!

*****

And now for the much less important news... 

President Obama went to New Orleans over the weekend to mark the 10th Anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. 

- In a related story, FEMA will mark the 10th Anniversary of their arrival in New Orleans by arriving three weeks from now. 

*****

Donald Trump let a reporter pull on his hair to prove that it's not a toupee. 

- Then The Donald challenged the reporter to pull out some of Megyn Kelly's hair to prove she's not a real blond. 

*****

Indiana University and USC are offering classes on how to take "Selfies" and how they impact society. 

- Yes Mom & Dad... saving all those years so your kid could get a good college education has finally paid off! 

*****

Three top fundraisers bailed on Jeb Bush's campaign because of his lackluster showing in the polls. 

- Along with their resignation letters, they put up a banner reading "Looks Like Mission Not Going To Be Accomplished". 

*****

Ashley Madison CEO Noel Biderman stepped down after news broke that he had used his own site to cheat on his wife. 

- Just another example of a guy who brings his work home with him. 

*****

Jerry Seinfeld's Son's Charity Lemonade Stand was shut down in the Hamptons after someone called the cops. 

- Rumor has it that that "someone" was a chubby former postal employee.  

- Kramer also had a lemonade stand, but didn't make enough. When drivers came by he was forced to say "Im Out!"

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick

Purtan Podcast #170: "From Favorite Foods To The Fab Four"

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Welcome to the weekend and Poscast #170. Today Jackie and I sit down and discuss a full menu of topics including: 

- A description of some food items taken from the Purtan Family pantry. 

- Robots, Drones & Space Aliens. 

- They behead people but the biggest disgrace for an ISIS jihadist is???

- The first two female US Army Rangers.

- The heroic Rangers at Normandy's Pointe du Hoc during the D-Day invasion.  

- And finally, the Beatles first contract that's up for sale... and Jackie's love for Paul. 

So consider Podcast #170 a gift "From Me To You"... and remember it's available for your listening pleasure "Eight Days A Week" right here @dickpurtan.com.  (25:00)

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back here Monday with my regular blog! 

-Dick

Horsing Around!

According to Gawker Media, there are only 3 zip codes out of almost 43,000 in the entire U.S. that didn't have Ashley Madison accounts. 

- All three are in Amish Country where they're not allowed to use email. 

*****

The Trump campaign says they ejected Univision anchor Jorge Ramos from a rally because he was "ranting and raving like a madman". 

- That's Donald's job. 

*****

Speaking of The Donald... Former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke says that Trump is the "best of the lot" in this year's election. 

- It seems like just yesterday that Duke announced he was running for President, when he threw his big white hat in the ring. 

*****

A study by the University of Birmingham found that obese adults who drank a pint of plain tap water before every meal, lost almost 10 pounds in 12 weeks. 

- Which is great news for Obese adults everywhere...except for California since they don't have any tap water. 

*****

Joy Behar will re-join the cast of "The View" for it's upcoming 19th season. 

- As if I needed another reason NOT to watch that show. 

*****

MTV will present Kanye West with it's Video Vanguard Award at the VMA's this Sunday. 

- Wouldn't it be great if Beyonce jumped up on stage, grabbed the award and gave it to Taylor Swift?

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with an all new Podcast!

-Dick 

"Ticket To Ride...To The Joe!"

Paul McCartney announced that he will play a show at the Joe on October 21st. 

- Now that Paul is in his 70's, songs will include: "You're No Lady, Madonna", "Let It Be...Time For My Pain Meds", and "The Long and Winding Road...Is Even Longer Since I Don't Remember Where You Live". 

*****

According to  a new report, one in ten Americans are NOT saving for retirement at all. 

- If you're one of those people, don't feel bad. The 9 in 10 who WERE saving for retirement lost it all in the stock market plunge on Monday. 

*****

President Obama will head to New Orleans on Friday to mark the tenth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. 

- And FEMA will show up a few weeks later.

*****

The financial unrest is China has caused major problems not only here in the States but obviously in their own country as well.

- For instance, tens of thousand of Chinese 5 year olds will be doing the unthinkable... going to kindergarten instead of work. 

*****

A Yahoo News study found that parents who share childcare responsibilities have better sex lives. 

- They also listed "diaper changing" and "cutting orange slices" as foreplay. 

*****

North and South Korea are reportedly organizing a joint marathon. 

- The date for the event hasn't been set, but Kim Jong Un has already been declared the winner..running 26.2 miles in just under 5 minutes. 

*****

Officials at the Washington National Zoo confirmed that Mei Xiang, the panda, gave birth to Twins on Saturday. 

- The panda Father says he's thrilled...and apologizes for being "outed" last week on AshleyMadison.com. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick 

Biden His Time?

Joe Biden met with Elizabeth Warren on Saturday to gauge her interest in being his running mate in 2016. 

- Their campaign slogan will be “Biden-Warren…Just in Case Hillary’s in the Slammer”. 

*****

On Friday, the FDA formally approved the first ever “female Viagra” pill. 

- Married men are thrilled to have a cheap alternative to remodeling the kitchen. 

*****

A survey by CareerCast.Com found that surgeons have the highest paying jobs. 

- And if they have to take a pay cut, it’s very precise and barely leaves a scar.  

*****

On his upcoming trip, the Pope says he wants to enter the U.S. by crossing the Mexican border. 

- Why not? Everyone else is. 

- Donald Trump says that if elected President, he'll perform a real miracle and get people to go the other way. 

***** 

A New Jersey woman says that Frankie Valli had sex with her when he was an adult and she was just 16.

- He’s lucky… She kneed him in the groin and permanently changed him from a baritone to a soprano. 

- To his credit, she says he did keep insisting “I…Love…You…Baaaabbbby!”

*****

An Ashley Madison spokesperson assured users that there are no other breaches on their servers. 

- There aren't very many “britches” on their clients either. 

- A new site has been launched that guarantees complete security. Just go to ClintonAndCosby.com. 

*****

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick 

Purtan Podcast #169: "Startling Scandals & Other Stuff"

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Welcome to the weekend and Podcast #169. This go-around daughter #3, Jill, joins daughter #2, Jackie, and me around the Purtan family dining room table for a variety of topics including: 

- Two major scandals: The Ashley Madison Website Hack & the shocking truth behind Jared "The Subway Guy". 

- The discovery of the "Weight Gene" that may be responsible for obesity. 

- The dangers of "heading" the ball in soccer. (At any age)

- The recent passing of television's "Batgirl". 

- My favorite website... Wikipedia. 

- The smartest way to be successful at getting ALL of the Jeopardy "Answers" right. 

- Humidity. (Enough said)

- And the unfortunate return of 70's style pants. 

So slap on some almost-end-of-the-summer sunscreen and soak up Podcast #169. (22:14) We won't reveal your name or credit card info...I promise! 

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back here Monday with my regular blog.

-Dick