Paul McCartney announced that he will play a show at the Joe on October 21st. 

- Now that Paul is in his 70's, songs will include: "You're No Lady, Madonna", "Let It Be...Time For My Pain Meds", and "The Long and Winding Road...Is Even Longer Since I Don't Remember Where You Live". 

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According to  a new report, one in ten Americans are NOT saving for retirement at all. 

- If you're one of those people, don't feel bad. The 9 in 10 who WERE saving for retirement lost it all in the stock market plunge on Monday. 

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President Obama will head to New Orleans on Friday to mark the tenth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. 

- And FEMA will show up a few weeks later.

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The financial unrest is China has caused major problems not only here in the States but obviously in their own country as well.

- For instance, tens of thousand of Chinese 5 year olds will be doing the unthinkable... going to kindergarten instead of work. 

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A Yahoo News study found that parents who share childcare responsibilities have better sex lives. 

- They also listed "diaper changing" and "cutting orange slices" as foreplay. 

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North and South Korea are reportedly organizing a joint marathon. 

- The date for the event hasn't been set, but Kim Jong Un has already been declared the winner..running 26.2 miles in just under 5 minutes. 

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Officials at the Washington National Zoo confirmed that Mei Xiang, the panda, gave birth to Twins on Saturday. 

- The panda Father says he's thrilled...and apologizes for being "outed" last week on AshleyMadison.com. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick