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With the latest investigative goings on in Washington, D.C., “Whistleblower” seems to be the word of the day… I offer this. (That’s me last weekend at Jackie’s son Charlie’s 18th Birthday Party!)

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The man who created the “Labradoodle” 30 years ago this week says the dog is his “biggest regret” and that he created a “Monster”.

- Still, it was better than the dog he Almost created: The Bull Shih Tzu.

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Elizabeth Warren has passed Joe Biden for the first time ever in a National Poll.

- She was so happy she broke into a dance and amazingly it started to rain.

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The University of Texas conducted a study of MUMMIES and found that high cholesterol was not only a problem for us, but was also a problem for Ancient Egyptians.

- Bottom line: Cleopatra wasn’t killed by an Asp. It was a Cheeseburger.

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A Walrus who was defending her Cubs actually sank a Russian military ship in the Arctic Ocean.

- As the ship went down, the Mom yelled, “I am the egg man, They are the egg men, I am the Walrus, Goo goo g'joob!”

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Baby Archie made his first public appearance with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on their visit to South Africa yesterday.

- Archie flew Coach.

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Florida police arrested a 6 year old girl who threw a violent tantrum and beat up her fellow playmates at a Daycare.

- She faces 5 to 10… minutes in a Timeout.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

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