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The printing press first appeared in America for the first time on this day in 1639.

- The first headline read: “Pelosia - Queen of the Dems Seeketh to Banish Donald of Trumpelvania to Stockade For Treasonous Use of Carrier Pigeons for Secret Correspondence with Ukrainian Monarch”.

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Alexandria Ocasio Cortez says Trump must be impeached in order to “Save our Democracy”.

- From who?? Her??

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Adidas has launched a new fragrance collection called “Culture of Sport” designed to “increase your desire and ability to exercise”.

-My Dad had a “Culture of LACK of Sport” fragrance… It was called “Old Spice”. He wore it every day, didn’t work out once, and lived to be 96.

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This past weekend Willie Nelson’s 34th Annual Farm Aid concert raised over $2 Million.

- Or as Willie put it… “Enough to buy 600 Pounds of Weed”.

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Kanye West has been attracting over five thousand people to his Sunday Church Service in Wyoming.

- People say the service is great and they just love their free “What Would Kanye Do?” bracelets.

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As he completes his first year in Prison, a judge ruled that Bill Cosby IS on the hook for $2.75 Million in unpaid attorney fees.

- Cosby said he lays awake at night worrying about it. If only he had a pill or something to help him sleep.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here tomorrow!

-Dick

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