The first Democratic Presidential Debate takes place tonight. The debates will only be on NBC, MSNBC and Telemundo and get underway at 9pm.

- Did organizers not realize that’s the exact same time that “The Bachelor” is on???

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President Trump will be in the air heading for a summit in Japan during the Debate tonight, but experts say he’ll be watching it on Air Force One and will probably be Tweeting.

- Like we needed an “expert” to figure that one out.

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British scientists have discovered that insomnia may be genetic.

- On a bright note… Your parents inability to fall asleep may be the reason you’re here in the first place.

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Newly released footage shows the two Nigerian brothers covering their faces in the back seat of a taxi on their way to meet Jussie Smollett for the staged attack in Chicago.

- He hasn’t paid for his Crimes, but at least he paid for the Taxi Ride.

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Kim Kardashian shared an image of herself reclining on top of a White House table during her Monday visit.

- I’m betting it was a rear End Table.

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Michigan lost to Vanderbilt last night, so the Series is tied 1-1. The winners of tonight’s game will be the College World Series Champions. Game time: 7pm on ESPN. GO BLUE!!!!!

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick