CNN snapped a pic of a Moving Truck between the Executive Office Building and the White House yesterday.

- The Secret Service immediately surrounded the vehicle saying they had apprehended "Two Men and a Truck". 

- Joe Biden said he was "Surprised", since he'd already volunteered to help Barrack move the Oval Office couch. 

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Fox News has announced that with the departure of Megyn Kelly to NBC her old 9pm time slot will be filled by Tucker Carlson. 

- The wardrobe department is now busy fitting him with a blond hairpiece and a low cut dress, hoping nobody will notice. 

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China lashed out at Donald Trumps use of Twitter saying it is "Undesirable" and that "Diplomacy is not a child's game".

- Which is exactly why they don't allow their 5 year old factory workers to Tweet about their low wages. 

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Despite not voting for Trump, the Bush family announced that they will attend the Inauguration.

- Jeb plans to sleep through it, just like he did during the Presidential Primary Debates. 

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A group of Irish researchers discovered a new organ inside the human body. 

- Actually they THOUGHT they had found a new organ, but it was just a shot glass their Irish test subject had accidentally swallowed while drinking a Boilermaker. 

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Meryl Streep has been asked to speak at the public memorial for Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher. 

- I can't wait to hear which accents she's gonna use!

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82 year old Charles Manson is said to be seriously ill and has been rushed from prison to a hospital. 

- Didn't we loose enough cherished celebrities last year?

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Kim Kardashian West has rejoined Social Media - but has dropped her married name and is just posting as "Kim". 

- But not as "Lil Kim" because that name is already taken, and besides, nobody would take it seriously. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick