A new app called Shovler can connect you with people in your area who are willing to shovel your driveway for money.

- Just press the button and it calls your teenager. 

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Osama Bin Laden's eldest son has just been put on the Terrorist Watch List. 

- Which is great. 16 years too late, but still pretty great. 

- You know what they say...  "The Rotten Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree". 

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"The People vs. O.J. Simpson" took home the Golden Globe for best TV Mini Series last night. 

- I haven't seen it yet so please Don't tell me how it ends. 

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Charles Manson is reportedly too weak to undergo surgery at a hospital in California. 

- He would be surrounded by members of his "family"... but they're all in prison. 

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Kim Kardashian told E! Network the during her robbery in Paris last year, she was afraid they were going to shoot her in the back. 

- If they had shot her in the backSIDE, I'm pretty sure that's one bullet that never would have been recovered. 

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Carrie Fisher was cremated Friday and her ashes were buried in a container designed to look like a giant Prozac pill. 

- Usually the people ATTENDING the funeral need Prozac, not the deceased.

- Bill Clinton announced that he wants to be buried in a casket shaped like Cialis, "So When The Moment's Right In The Afterlife, He'll Be Ready". 

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Yesterday would have been Elvis's 82nd Birthday. 

- He would have celebrated by swiveling his two new artificial hips. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick