A study by the National Weather Service found that the average temp in in the lower 48 States yesterday was 11 degrees, that's 9 degrees colder than any day in 2016.
- But that still wasn't as cold as Meryl Streep's Golden Globe speech about Donald Trump.
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Meanwhile some professional athletes are up in arms after Meryl said that if Hollywood went away, Americans would have nothing to watch "but Mixed Martial Arts and Football."
- Colin Kaepernick is so mad, he's going to take a knee before watching "Mama Mia" on Netflix.
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Clemson stunned Alabama by winning the National College Football Championship with a last second touchdown pass.
- There hasn't been this much talk about a pass since Bill Clinton hit on Monica Lewinsky.
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A new study shows that exacting revenge on someone who has wronged you can actually improve your mood.
- If Hillary Clinton can figure out a way to get back at Vladimir Putin, she's gonna be "The Happiest Girl In The Whole U.S.A."
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President Obama told reporters he thinks Obamacare will survive his Presidency.
- Which is technically true since as a former President, Obama will get free health Care for the rest of his life.
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French police arrested 17 men in connection with the Kim Kardashian robberies, including the chauffeur who drove her around Paris.
- The only thing we know about the suspects is that they're not French... otherwise they would have surrendered.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick