A study by the National Weather Service found that the average temp in in the lower 48 States yesterday was 11 degrees, that's 9 degrees colder than any day in 2016. 

- But that still wasn't as cold as Meryl Streep's Golden Globe speech about Donald Trump. 

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Meanwhile some professional athletes are up in arms after Meryl said that if Hollywood went away, Americans would have nothing to watch "but Mixed Martial Arts and Football."

- Colin Kaepernick is so mad, he's going to take a knee before watching "Mama Mia" on Netflix. 

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Clemson stunned Alabama by winning the National College Football Championship with a last second touchdown pass. 

- There hasn't been this much talk about a pass since Bill Clinton hit on Monica Lewinsky. 

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A new study shows that exacting revenge on someone who has wronged you can actually improve your mood. 

- If Hillary Clinton can figure out a way to get back at Vladimir Putin, she's gonna be "The Happiest Girl In The Whole U.S.A."

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President Obama told reporters he thinks Obamacare will survive his Presidency. 

- Which is technically true since as a former President, Obama will get free health Care for the rest of his life. 

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French police arrested 17 men in connection with the Kim Kardashian robberies, including the chauffeur who drove her around Paris.

- The only thing we know about the suspects is that they're not French... otherwise they would have surrendered. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick