The Better Business Bureau has revoked the accreditation of My Pillow and lowered its rating to an "F" based on a pattern of complaints by consumers. 

- They were going to lower the rating yesterday, but decided to sleep on it.

- For a guy who guarantees a great night sleep... this is a nightmare.

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Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly is leaving the network after 12 years to go to NBC. 

- Where the heck is Fox News gonna find another hot blond newswoman to take her place???

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Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's taking over for Donald Trump on "The Apprentice" will swap out "You're Fired" for "You're Terminated... Hasta La Vista, Baby!"

- Isn't "Hasta La Vista" what he and his hispanic maid named their baby? 

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The Buffalo Zoo's new Polar Bear made his public debut on Saturday. 

- Turns out he likes girls AND boys, making him the Zoo's first Bi-Polar Bear. 

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The Cannabis Coalition will be handing out thousands of free joints in Washington, DC during Donald Trump's Inauguration. 

- Bill Clinton may not inhale, but I have a feeling Hillary will. 

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The first reprint of Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf" since World War II has become a best seller in Berlin.

- But that's only because they tried to make it sexier by renaming it "Fifty Shades Of The Germans Wore Grey". (Casablanca, anyone?) 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick