With Easter just a few days a way, Moms, Dads & of course the Easter Bunny are stocking up on sweet holiday treats. The biggest sellers this year: Chocolate Bunnies, Marshmallow Peeps, and the #1 Seller across the US: Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs.

- I love the Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs… but, being the health nut I am… I separate them and make myself a nice Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg-White Omelet! Yum!

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Tonight, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama will join President Biden for a one-night only $10,000 per person fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall in NYC. The money will go to Biden’s re-election campaign.

- Obama will hit up the big money donors, Joe will hit the Democrat talking points, and Bill will hit on the Rockettes.

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Medical experts are calling for over-50s to be taught about “Safe Sex” after rates of gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis have soared in Retirement Communities like “The Villages” in Florida.

- Well… they say those places have “Everything You Need!”… and apparently a few things you DON’T.

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On his Podcast, “Arnold’s Pump Club”, Ahhnold Schwarzenegger revealed that he had surgery to have a Pacemaker put in last week. He’s had three prior heart surgeries due to a genetic heart condition - But worry not… the Terminator was already out and about by Friday.

- They worked on his front… and he’s already “Bach”

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An Australian snake catcher had to make a house call after residents walked in on a pair of highly venomous serpents mating in the middle of their kitchen.

- The owner’s were like, “Have never heard of a bedroom??? And the snakes were like, “Have you ever heard of knocking first?”

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Disney+ is adding another gem to the long list of their documentaries with the upcoming title, “The Beach Boys.”

- But with Disney being so "Woke" and all... in the Documentary, half of the Beach "Boys" will actually be "Girls"... and you don't even want to know what they do when they're "In My Room"...

- "Would it be nice" if they just left things alone???

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RIP… Joe Lieberman, former Democratic senator who was Al Gore's running mate and later became a prominent force for independent candidates has died from complications from a fall at his home in Connecticut. He was 82.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick