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January 18, 2017

In his new memoir, Nick Nolte claims Barbra Streisand fell in love with him and always 'wanted him naked' while filming The Prince of Tides.

- I mean take a look at that picture... Can you blame her?? 

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CNN was the big winner when President Trump announced his "Fake News Awards" yesterday... winning 4 out of 11 stories cited. 

- CNN claims they only won so many of the "Fakies" because the Russians colluded with Trump to affect the outcome. 

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Despite a clean bill of health from his physician, CNN medical analyst Sanjay Gupta declared Trump to be “borderline obese", said he "suffers from heart disease" and predicted he would have a heart attack in “3-5 Years”. 

- Trump immediately "predicted" that Gupta would be deported in "3-5 Months".  

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Amazon announced the top 20 finalist cities for its second headquarters this morning... and Detroit did not make the cut. 

- Luckily we'll get the rejection letter in just two days for FREE because Mayor Duggan has Prime. 

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The best-selling anti-Trump book "Fire and Fury" is going to be made into a TV series. 

- Alec Baldwin may play Trump, but producers can't decide whether to give the Steve Bannon role to Michael Moore or Rosie O'Donnell. 

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Experts say that a one-pound piece of the metal laced meteor that crashed in our area earlier this week could net a lucky finder a cool million bucks. 

- I don't usually pull out my metal detector, black socks & sandals until summer, but hey, when opportunity knocks! 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick