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Yesterday was International Joke Day. 

- To honor the event, a Priest, a Rabbi and a German Shepherd walked into a bar...

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Western Europe is experiencing an historic heatwave - with temps reaching up to 111 degrees Fahrenheit. 

- It's so hot, the French aren't even giving American tourists the cold shoulder. 

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In the wake of what many consider Donald Trump's anti-Mexican comments, Macy's will no longer carry his clothing line. 

- But his Ego will still be the most inflated float in their annual Thanksgiving Day Parade. 

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TV Land will no longer show re-runs of "The Dukes of Hazzard" because execs claim the show glorifies the Confederate Flag. 

- They also announced that they'll pull re-runs of "Joanie Loves Chachi" because it glorifies stupidity. 

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3,000 of Hillary Clinton's private emails from when she was Secretary of State were released, including ones where she emailed staff members to get her iced tea when she was thirsty. 

- Unlike Bill, who used his email to ask staffers to bring him an intern when he was randy. 

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A new study found that the majority of Americans suffer from "Digital Amnesia" - relying on smartphones and other devices to "remember" things for them. 91% said they use the Internet as "an extension of their brain". 

- I'll have more on this story after I Google it. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick

July 1st...

Jackie here... Thanks a million for all your birthday wishes! So much appreciated! And now on with the news....

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Today is Canada Day.. the day they celebrate the "forming of the dominion", thanks for asking', eh? 

- And they're also celebrating  the day I left CKLW and crossed back over the river...

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NJ Governor Chris Christie launched his Presidential Campaign in his old high school gym.

- He wanted to start with a fresh slate and make the announcement somewhere he's never been before. 

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Negotiators for the US and Iran have extended the deadline for a nuclear deal until July 7th. 

- Apparently Iran wants to see how the whole "fireworks thing" works out on the 4th. 

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The captured New York inmate David Sweat, is recovering from his gunshot wounds and and is looking forward to returning to prison.,

- He's hoping to get a cell next to,  his former girlfriend, Joyce Mitchell. 

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See you back here Thursday!

-Dick