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Bad news… Kim Kardashian says that due to bickering between the sisters, there will be NO Kardashian family Christmas card this year.

- How about a pic of all the girls with the message: “Ho’s! Ho’s! Ho’s!”

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer debuted on TV on this day in 1964 - but some on social media say kids shouldn’t watch it because it features “bullying”.

- What next? Frosty the Snowman’s White Privilege? And doesn’t his Corncob Pipe encourage smoking?

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Meanwhile some people are saying radio stations shouldn’t play the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” because the lyrics are “too suggestive”.

- Here’s a “suggestion”… GET A LIFE!!!!!

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Starting today, recreational marijuana is legal in Michigan.

- As the song says, “Doobie, Doobie, Do”.

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Instead of getting a real Christmas Tree Tuesday night, Dearborn gave residents a “techno tree” with LED lights attached to a metal pole in the shape of a tree.

- As a thank you, residents gave city officials a bunch of LED lights in the shape of a Middle Finger.

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What’s Santa’s favorite section in a bookstore?

- The Self Elf Section!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick