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August 23, 2017

ESPN has pulled an announcer from an upcoming University of Virginia Football game in Charlottesville because his name is Robert Lee. BTW... Mr. Lee is Asian. 

- ESPN now stands for the "Entertainment & Stupidity Programming Network". 

- You get the feeling this whole country has "Jumped the Shark"?

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The Secret Service has spent $60,000 on Golf Carts to protect President Trump. 

- They spent the same amount protecting Bill Clinton at Strip Clubs... all in singles. 

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Two members of the Kennedy family were arrested at a raucous Cape Cod party. 

- Things got out of hand when two people showed up to the clambake wearing the same argyle cardigan. 

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Transportation officials in Florida gave a frequent bus rider a lifetime pass for her 103rd Birthday.

- Wow. That's gonna set them back about a buck fifty. 

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Experts say facial recognition technology will replace passwords on all of our devices in the next five years. 

- Which means I can stop trying to remember my password and just wait until 2022 to use my iPad again. 

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An Indian woman was granted a divorce after her husband failed to install a toilet in their home. 

- The woman's lawyer took the case for free since she didn't have a pot to pee in. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick