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My Oh My! It's The First Of July!

Three big events: Today is July 1st, "Canada Day". Also "Second Half Of The Year Day". And also, the day after Jackie's Birthday! (Oops... I forgot to mention that yesterday!) The picture of Jackie below was taken at her birthday party yesterday afternoon!?!

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Mensa is partnering with Match.com to create a dating site where geniuses can find a partner. 

- It's expected to be a lot less popular than it's sister site eStudpidity.com.

- The problem is, anyone smart enough to be in Mensa would be way too smart to try on-line dating. 

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A new study found that marijuana use has declined everywhere in the world except the U.S.

- The "Star Spangled Banner" will now officially be replaced by Jackie Wilson's "Higher and Higher".  

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Organizers of the Miss Florida beauty pageant crowned the wrong girl after a vote countering error.  

- Apparently they got the girls hanging chads mixed up. 

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Elton John marked Gay Pride Day by saying that Jesus would have supported gay marriage. 

- He based his theory on the fact that Jesus liked to drink wine and hang out with a bunch of guys. 

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Pope Francis insists that he's fine, despite canceling recent events because of health problems. 

- Truth be told, he just hasn't been getting much sleep due to Restless Pope Syndrome. 

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The Oscar Pistorius murder trial resumed Monday after a 30-day psychiatric evaluation. 

- The good news for him: He's not crazy. The bad news for me: This increases his chances of being convicted.    

- The doctors did say he's suffering from PTSD... Post Traumatic Shooting Disorder. 

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A study by Emory University found that Chimpanzees prefer music from India and Africa over Western music. 

- The one exception...Anything by The Monkees. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick