DECEMBER 1, 2016
Apple has been awarded a patent for a new design that would allow iPhones to be folded in half, thus making them Flip-Phones.
- Attention Purtan girls: Apparently Dad's not so "Uncool" for sticking with his original Flip-Phone!
- I knew my black socks and sandals made me "Fashion Forward" but I had no idea using my original Flip-Phone made me "Tech-Forward"!
A study out of McGill University in Canada found that the more sex a woman has, the better her memory.
- This explains why Lindsday Lohan always remembers where she hides her drugs.
- And why a lot of married women can't remember where they put their car keys.
Great news... Kayne is out of the psych ward and back home with his wife Kim Kardashian.
- Can you say "Christmas Miracle"???
- Seriously... Does it get any Butt-er than this?
70 year old Donald Trump has swapped his "Make America Great Again" baseball cap for one that reads "USA" on the front and has "45" on the side.
- "USA" shows his patriotism but "45" is just bragging about how young Melania is.
Inside sources say the iPhone 8 may have a 3D camera.
- The technical name for it is the iAnthonyWeiner.
A new Twitter account called "HRC in the Wild" allows followers to track every move Hillary Clinton makes from a walk in the woods to going to the grocery store.
- No offense, but I think tracking Bill's every move would be a lot more entertaining.
On the flip side, Hillary Clinton is now following Snoop Dogg on Twitter.
- At first I was skeptical, but I Googled it and it's real fo shizzle.
A study published in the British Journal of Sports Medicine found that tennis players live longer than other athletes.
- Upon hearing the news, John McEnroe threw down his racquet and shouted "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!"
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!