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March 30, 2017

Despite a fierce appearance and violent reputation, scientists now claim that T-Rex Dinosaurs were actually "sensitive lovers" who used their noses to touch their mates during foreplay. 

- They say no such evidence exists of other Dinosaurs, including Larry King, being that romantic. 

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New York Magazine is reporting that three separate sources claim that after listening to President Trump's Inaugural Address, former Prez George W. Bush muttered, "That was some weird S----!"

- This is what happens when you hire Kanye West to write your speech. 

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Fox News is being criticized for reporting "Breaking News" that President Trump was working at the White House last weekend instead of golfing. 

- Meanwhile, MSNBC is being criticized for reporting "Breaking News" that Trump was actually working out of the Kremlin before playing 18 holes at "Putin's Putt Putt Emporium".  

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Police in an Alabama town were surprised when a handgun fell... well from where the sun don't shine... during a cavity search of a man arrested for public intoxication. 

- He's lucky the only shots he took were from a bottle of Jack Daniels. 

- This once happened to Kim Kardashian... but the gun was an AK47. 

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A new study finds that just two hours spent on Social Media like Facebook and Twitter doubles a person's risk of feeling socially isolated. 

- Trump agreed and immediately Tweeted, "SAD". 

- On the bright side, you can get some great recipes for Slow-Cooker Pig's Feet Parmesan. 

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A suit worn by John Lennon in 1964 is hitting the auction block with bidding set to begin at $50,000. 

- Paul says it was one of his favorites and that he wore it "Here, There, and Everywhere". 

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A scientist in India says he has invented the first male contraceptive in 100 years... a reversible injection that renders sperm inactive. 

- The last time a swimmer was rendered inactive was when Ryan Lochte made up that "I was robbed at gunpoint" story at the Rio Olympics.

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick