It's "National Country Music Song Titles Day"!

I’m not a huge country fan… but there’s a new song out that’s really catchy… It’s called: "There's Not Enough Bud Light in the World to Drink Dylan Mulvaney Pretty".

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President Joe Biden confused Baltimore commuters on Tuesday when he recalled traveling over Baltimore's Francis Scott Key bridge by train while commuting from Delaware "many, many times" over the years. Only problem... The Key bridge doesn’t have any Railroad tracks.

- But I say if you believe that… You’re a lying, dog face pony soldier!

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Dollar Tree has announced that it will raise its price cap to $7 as it experiences an influx of shoppers earning yearly salaries over $125,000, company officials said.

- So apparently when it comes to pricing… the Dollar Tree is “Branching” out.

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The New York Police Department is blitzing the subway system with 800 more cops over the next five days to hunt down fare-beaters.

- I'm to trying to be a naysayer here... but shouldn't New York be less worried about "Fare-Beaters" right now and concentrate a little more on "People-Beaters"???

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Well Shiver me timbers... there's another "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie in the works.

- But to make the new movie more "current", the new version will follow a band of swashbucklers as they cruise the high seas stealing Amazon Packages. It's tentatively titled: "Porch Pirates of the Caribbean"

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Danny DeVito has confirmed that he will be working with Arnold Schwarzenegger on a new movie.

- That’s the long and short of that story.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick