I hope you had a peaceful and joyous Easter with your Family and Friends!

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In a shocking move… Downey Fabric Softner announces that going forward, it’s famed “April Fresh” laundry product packaging will rotate labels to will make your clothes, “October Fresh”, “January Fresh”, etc”. It’s in an effort to be “More equitable to the other Months”.

- I thought it sounded like a pretty good idea until I thought about “February Fresh”. To be honest… that just doesn’t sound that appealing.

(April Fools!)

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The Pilot of a United Boeing 777 on it’s way from Germany to San Francisco was forced to return to the airport in Frankfurt after… “Poop” from a broken toilet overflowed, ran down the aisle and filled the entire cabin with a noxious odor.

- Go figure… The ONE time it would have been nice for a door to fall off and…. nothing.

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McDonald’s has announced plans to sell Krispy Kreme donuts.

-It’s part of their new “McHeart Attack Breakfast Menu”

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Transportation experts say soon… it won’t be uncommon to see fully autonomous (ie: SELF-DRIVING) 18-Wheelers on highways across America… and that the first “Humanless Big Rigs” will be on the road in Texas by the end of this year.

- Well if there’s no truck driver… Who’s gonna blow the horn when I’m driving down the highway, next to the truck, and I stick my arm out of the car window and make that pumping motion???

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Actor Jussie Smollett is appealing his 2021 disorderly conduct conviction, and according to the Associated Press, the Illinois Supreme Court has agreed to hear his case.

- Seriously, Jussie?? Talk about beating a dead horse!

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55 year old Will Smith says turning 50 changed his views on money. Smith… who is worth an estimated $350 MILLION claims he finally realized that money just buys “things” but that true happiness comes from “love and relationships”.

- Sounds like Will got hit with a little Common Sense. Or in his case, got Slapped by it.

- Then again… Will is more often the “Slapper” than the “Slappee”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick