Hurrah!!! It’s the last full day of Winter!!!
58% of Millennials say life is “MORE STRESSFUL NOW THAN EVER BEFORE”.
- I’m sure the guys who fought World War II would give that a big “Thumbs Up” on Facebook.
A man who accidentally shot himself in his “manhood” has been charged with carrying a handgun without a license.
- Hasn’t he been punished enough??
A popular Vegan Vlogger is being demonized online after someone posted a video of her eating fish.
- Question: What’s a “Vegan Vlogger”??? I thought he was the guy who discovered The Netherlands??
At a rally last night, N.Y. Mayor Bill de Blasio dodged questions about whether he’ll run for President in 2020 - frustrating all SIX PEOPLE in the audience.
- To paraphrase The Schmenge Brothers (John Candy & Eugene Levy) “If there are more people on the stage than in the audience, it’s time to pack up and go home”.
Burger King has launched a coffee subscription that gives customers one cup a day for 5 bucks a month.
- Sounds like a Whopper of a deal.
Speaking of Whoppers… Yesterday a woman in NY gave birth to a record-breaking 15 POUND BABY.
- I’m bettin’ the baby will be up and walkin’ before Mama is.
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!