Hurrah!!! It’s the last full day of Winter!!!

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58% of Millennials say life is “MORE STRESSFUL NOW THAN EVER BEFORE”.

- I’m sure the guys who fought World War II would give that a big “Thumbs Up” on Facebook.

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A man who accidentally shot himself in his “manhood” has been charged with carrying a handgun without a license.

- Hasn’t he been punished enough??

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A popular Vegan Vlogger is being demonized online after someone posted a video of her eating fish.

- Question: What’s a “Vegan Vlogger”??? I thought he was the guy who discovered The Netherlands??

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At a rally last night, N.Y. Mayor Bill de Blasio dodged questions about whether he’ll run for President in 2020 - frustrating all SIX PEOPLE in the audience.

- To paraphrase The Schmenge Brothers (John Candy & Eugene Levy) “If there are more people on the stage than in the audience, it’s time to pack up and go home”.

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Burger King has launched a coffee subscription that gives customers one cup a day for 5 bucks a month.

- Sounds like a Whopper of a deal.

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Speaking of Whoppers… Yesterday a woman in NY gave birth to a record-breaking 15 POUND BABY.

- I’m bettin’ the baby will be up and walkin’ before Mama is.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick