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Lori Laughlin’s daughter, Olivia Jade, announced that she’s quitting USC because of the college admissions scandal.

- And just like that the USC Crew Team’s hopes for a winning season are dashed.

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Beto O’Rourke is taking heat for a story he wrote years ago about himself gleefully running kids over with his car.

- Elizabeth Warren said, “He really went off the reservation with that one”.

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Little Caesars is bringing back it’s Bacon-Wrapped Deep Dish Pizza with 3 1/2 feet of bacon.

- It’s called the “Hot & Deady”.

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A woman in Texas gave birth to Sextuplets - three sets of twins - in just nine minutes this weekend.

- Imagine that! She’s gonna have to come up with three million dollars just to get them in to college.

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Barack Obama’s half brother, Malik, made headlines in Kenya by tweeting that he thinks Michele Obama is really a man named “Michael Obama.”

- I’m guessing this is not what Barack meant by “CHANGE You Can Believe In.”

- Guess who’s not going to be invited to the Obama Memorial Day BBQ.

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A Swedish tech company has unveiled a robot that it claims can conduct job interviews without discriminating against someone’s race or gender.

- I’ve had job interviews with a lot of Robots throughout the years. Or as we called them, “Program Directors”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick