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SAD NEWS… Stormy Daniels has “Broken Up” with attorney Michael Avenatti after accusing him of using her for financial gain.

- Stormy’s demanding that he give her all the money back in her usual style… one single at a time.

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Beto O’Rourke officially announced his Presidential bid this morning.

- If you’re looking for a candidate who’s biggest qualification is “Looking like Bobby Kennedy”… Beto’s your guy!

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Laurie Loughlin’s daughter Olivia Jade was on USC’s yacht when her mother was charged with paying 500 GRAND to get her into college.

- Olivia made it back to shore since her Mom also paid somebody to take her swim lessons for her.

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Facebook says it still doesn’t know what caused the site to go down for more than 14 hours starting Wednesday - leaving millions around the world unable to post.

- It was awful. I actually had to walk next door to my neighbors house and ask them what they were having for dinner.

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Students at Sarah Lawrence College in NY are demanding that the administration take duties away from “racist white professors” and “provide laundry detergent -- and softener -- for all students”.

- No free bleach?? I guess it would be Racist to make their Tighty Whities even Whiter.

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NY Mayor Bill DeBlasio sent out a tweet detailing the four things New Yorkers are allowed to flush down the toilet.

- FOUR things??? I get #1 and #2… but I’m lost when it comes to #3 and #4. Must be a New York thing.

- Remember the good old days when the only thing we worried about was the government trying to legislate what we did in the BEDROOM???

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The Del Taco restaurant chain is now selling French Fry scented soap.

- It’s designed for guys who love tacos but want to smell like they work at a hamburger joint.

- It goes great with their “Eau de Onion Ring” Cologne.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick