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Liza Minelli is 73 today!

- She says she’ll celebrate with a case of wine because, “Life is a Cabernet old chum”.

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Facebook did an about face and republished ads by Elizabeth Warren it had taken down that called for the break-up of… Facebook.

- They made the move after Warren threatened to Sioux.

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A pic of Koala Bear at a Wildlife Sanctuary in Australia has gone viral because of the bear’s cool, sexy pose.

- If you think THAT’s sexy, wait til you see the pic of MRS. Koala Bear in a Teddy.

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A growing number of people are unplugging from their Smartphones… by buying a second phone with less tech that “focuses on making calls”.

- A phone designed to MAKE CALLS?? What a concept!

- Note to my Daughters: My FlipPhone isn’t out-dated… it’s almost painfully hip!!!

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Actress Debra Messing posted a pic of cupcakes shaped like “lady parts” on social media for International Women’s Day - but got in trouble for “offending women who don’t HAVE lady parts”.

- Am I the only one who’s confused here??

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During a 90 minute speech during which she called America “garbage,” capitalism “irredeemable,” and Presidents Reagan & FDR “racist”, Democrat Darling AOC said “Like”, “You know”, “Um” and “Whatever” dozens of times.

- If she ever runs for Prez her slogan will be “Like, Um, Hope You Can, You Know, Like, Um, Totally Believe In”.

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Researchers have developed the world’s first “genderless voice” designed for people who are offended by the female voices used by Amazon’s Alexa and Google Assistant.

- I don’t care what their voices sound like, I just want them to take “Midnight at the Oasis” by Maria Muldaur and “Loving You” by Minnie Ripperton off the playlist!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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