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Yippee! An extra hour of Daylight! If you’re still able to “Spring Forward” I hope you did Saturday night!

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Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders lead all Democrats in the latest polls.

- These two guys remind me of Statler and Waldorf sitting in the balcony on The Muppets.

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According to a new poll, half of young people in America want to live in a socialist nation.

- They got the idea from living in their parents basements.

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Dolly Parton says she HAS NOT given Elizabeth Warren permission to use her song “9 to 5” during her Presidential campaign… although she IS.

- Warren responded “That’s not true” and called Dolly an “Indian Giver”.

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Hidden Valley Salad Dressing put a 24 foot bottle of Ranch Dressing on the Las Vegas strip Sunday.

- In a related story, CNN reported that Prez Trump secretly keeps a giant bottle of RUSSIAN Dressing on his desk in the Oval Office.

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A 116-year-old Japanese woman the latest to be named the “World's Oldest Person” says she gets up everyday at 6 and plays board games.

- Proving that Naked Twister isn’t just fun… it’s good for your health!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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