A new survey found that Marines tend to drink more, smoke more and participate in riskier sex with more partners than members of other branches of the military.
- You don't think that's the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
According to former Michigan QB Wilton Speight, Coach Jim Harbaugh doesn't want players to eat chicken because chickens are "a nervous bird".
- So... at long last we know why Chickens can't fly... They're too nervous!
On this date in 1988, the last "Playboy Club" in the U.S. closed in Lansing.
- I was never in a Playboy Club, but I did read their brochure once... for the articles.
Bob Woodard, of Watergate fame, will release a new behind-the-scenes-of-the-Trump-White-House book on September 11th.
- The book is called "All the President's Tweets". NOT.
TMZ's Harvey Levin asked Alex Trebek, who has hosted Jeopardy for 30+ years what the chances are that he'll retire when his contract is up in 2020.
- Alex said the chances are "50-50", but I'm not buyin' it because Alex didn't say "WHAT is 50-50?".
According to health care experts, Bernie Sanders' FREE "Medicare for All" plan would cost $32.6 TRILLION over 10 years, .
- In other words, you won't have to pay for YOUR Health Care... but you'll have to pay for everyone else's!
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!