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A Federal Judge has issued a temporary restraining order to stop the production of 3-D printed guns. 

- Printing guns?? I can't even print an email!

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As more cities ban disposable straws, there's a new problem: Counterfeit reusable straws.

- Don't feel bad if you get duped... There's a Sucker born every minute. 

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Kylie Jenner has been named the new face of Instagram. 

- She's also the new face of Kylie Jenner. 

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A growing number of British women are smearing toothpaste on their chests in order to increase their breast size. 

- Oh sure... it sounds fun, until somebody gets hurt Flossing. 

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Some clerics in Saudi Arabia say they're against the recent decision to allow women to drive because:  "driving could damage women’s ovaries" and "women possess only half a brain — and half of that is used for shopping". 

- Attention Saudi Clerics. The 6th Century called and they want their Medical Books back. 

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Two sets of 24-year-old identical twins in Michigan will get married in Grass Lake near Ann Arbor this weekend. 

Which reminds of a joke I heard years ago...

Q: Why did the Siamese Twins move to England? 

A: So the other one could drive! (No PC comments please!)

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick

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