A Federal Judge has issued a temporary restraining order to stop the production of 3-D printed guns.
- Printing guns?? I can't even print an email!
As more cities ban disposable straws, there's a new problem: Counterfeit reusable straws.
- Don't feel bad if you get duped... There's a Sucker born every minute.
Kylie Jenner has been named the new face of Instagram.
- She's also the new face of Kylie Jenner.
A growing number of British women are smearing toothpaste on their chests in order to increase their breast size.
- Oh sure... it sounds fun, until somebody gets hurt Flossing.
Some clerics in Saudi Arabia say they're against the recent decision to allow women to drive because: "driving could damage women’s ovaries" and "women possess only half a brain — and half of that is used for shopping".
- Attention Saudi Clerics. The 6th Century called and they want their Medical Books back.
Two sets of 24-year-old identical twins in Michigan will get married in Grass Lake near Ann Arbor this weekend.
Which reminds of a joke I heard years ago...
Q: Why did the Siamese Twins move to England?
A: So the other one could drive! (No PC comments please!)
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!