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One year ago today President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey. 

- Really? Gee, I haven't heard much about this whole thing!!!!!

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Congratulations! A man in Wisconsin reached his goal today, of eating 30,000 Big Macs. 

- For those of you keeping track, that's "60 thousand all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles & onions on 30 thousand sesame seed buns". Pardon me... those were his cholesterol numbers. 

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An internal investigation by NBC of NBC found no evidence of a "culture of sexual harassment" at the network and claims that NO ONE in management knew of Matt Lauer's ongoing offenses before the story broke.  

- They should have put Dateline NBC on the case.

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Hillary Clinton recently told a crowd that she thought about leaving the United States after Trump won the election. 

- Bill even volunteered to drive her to the airport. 

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A new study found that Netflix is killing couple's sex lives because they're watching TV in bed instead of doing the "Horizontal Mambo". 

- There's even a new Netflix show about it called "Orange Is The New Black Nightie".

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Former Sex and the City star turned Gubernatorial Candidate Cynthia Nixon says she wants to give marijuana licenses to black communities as a form of reparations. 

- Just what this country needs... More drugged out people! 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick 

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