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A new study shows that average Americans work about 200 more hours a year than Medieval Peasants did back in the 13th Century. 

- I guess the Medieval bosses were a lot stricter about employees wasting time on the Internet. 

- In fact they had signs posted reading "NO SERF-ing THE WEB!"

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Tonya Harding narrowly survived elimination on last night's episode of Dancing With The Stars. 

- Good news for Tonya... GREAT news for her opponents' kneecaps.  

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Adele is taking heat on social media for throwing herself a Titanic movie themed 30th Birthday party. 

- And just like that her "Hamburgers on The Hindenburg" BBQ planned for this weekend was cancelled.  

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Democrat NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman - a vocal supporter of the #MeToo Movement - resigned just 3 hours after 4 women accused him of slapping and choking them during sex. He calls it "role-playing". 

- On the bright side, he's already signed a book deal for a series called "Fifty Spanks By Schneiderman". 

- If the charges pan out, he'll be arrested and handcuffed. Which he'll probably enjoy. 

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Facebook is being accused of introducing ISIS members to each other through it's "suggested friends" feature which matches users who have "Liked" similar posts. 

- You know... stuff like "Suicide Vests For Dummies".  

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Singer Rhianna is taking heat for showing up at the annual Met Gala in New York dressed up as "A Sexy Version of the Pope". 

- Chris Brown says he had planned on wearing the same outfit, but Rhianna "beat him to the punch". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick