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RIP... Billy Graham the Christian Evangelist known as "America's Pastor" has died at the age of 99. After "finding God" in 1949, Graham went on to counsel a dozen U.S. Presidents & preached to an estimated 215 million people in 185 countries around the world - always with a positive message. 

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Three Team USA female figure skaters had a disastrous night last night, with each falling  during their opening jumps - ending up in 10th, 11th and 12th place. 

- Trump says it's not their fault and immediately ordered a bunch of baseball caps reading "Make Ice Rinks Less Slippery Again!"

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The Chinese government is cracking down on a new trend at funerals... Families are hiring strippers to ensure a bigger turn out and make the deceased seem more popular. 

- Nothing says "I'm sorry for your loss" like stuffing singles in a g-string. 

- So you can pay your respects and pay for a lap dance at the same time. 

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KFC has closed dozens of it's restaurants in Great Britain due to a shortage of chickens. 

- If they need Chickens, why not just get some from the French???

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The latest trend in Plastic Surgery is "Belly Button Augmentation" with women going under the knife to get "innies" to replace their "outies". 

- I'm confused. I thought being "out" was considered cool these days. 

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It's almost here!!!  The 31st Annual Salvation Army 16 Hour Radiothon benefiting the Bed & Bread Club is THIS FRIDAY - FEB. 23 on 760 AM WJR! That's less than two days away! The Bed & Bread Club is a truly astounding and vital program that feeds more than 4000 people a day and shelters almost 500 people a night. Everyday. 365 days a year! 

This year, the event will be held at the Emagine Theater in NOVI, from 6am to 10pm - with Yours Truly, Big Al, my daughters Jackie & JoAnne, and Kevin O'Neil hosting the last four hours. You can donate then or now, by calling 248-528-0760, go to @salmich.org or by texting the word BREAD to 91999.  

Please tune in... and more importantly, DONATE to this one-of-a-kind program that impacts the lives of so many people in our community! 

Have a great day and thanks for your support! 

- Dick

 

 

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