A Big Congratulations to my daughter JoAnne Purtan for winning the Television Emmy for “Best TV News Anchor” in Michigan! We’re so proud of you Jo!!!!!


Hope you all had a great Father’s Day! And that includes Kanye “Garantuan Ego” West! His “Baby Mama” Kim Kardashian gave birth to a girl over the weekend! The baby was only 5lbs. and was delivered 5 weeks early. 

- 5 pounds? That means Kim only has to lose about 200 pounds  to get back to her pre-pregnancy weight! 

- Kanye taped the birth, but ticked Kim off when he insisted that “Beyonce had the greatest giving-birth video of all time!”

No word yet on what those two crazy kids will name their little girl, but they told family and friends it will “start with a K”. 

- My money is on “Ka-ching”!


In an interview Chelsea Clinton said it’s time for a woman in the Oval Office. 

- Apparently she was too young to remember all the one’s her dad had there! 


New England Patriot’s owner Robert Kraft said Russian President Vladimir Putin stole his 2005 Super Bowl ring.

- He didn’t even know it was missing until Edward Snowden leaked him the info.


A new Rasmussen poll found that 57% of Americans are afraid the government will use the massive data collected by the NSA to harrass government critics. 

- The other 43% were afraid to take part in the poll. 


Columbian poet Raffel Medina Brochero is offering to sell his testicles for 20 grand to fund a European poetry-reading tour. 

- His wife will now refer to him as “The Old and Chain”. 


Lindsay Lohan has transferred from the Betty Ford Center

in Palms Springs to a Rehab center in Malibu.

- Apparently Betty Ford only offers Pepsi products, but the place

in Malibu has Coke!


Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!