Celine Dion was the victim of a burglary this week when a 36-tear-old man allegedly stole the keys from her husbands car and used them to break into their Montreal mansion.  He tripped the alarm and police arrived to find that he’d helped himself to some pastries and was drawing himself a warm bath. Cops say when they showed up, her was coming down Dion’s big staircase asking, “Hey, guys, what are you doing here?”  They arrested him on the spot.  

- Celine said she feels “violated” but that her heart will go on.

- If only he’d had time to take that bath he could have made a clean getaway!

- Cops say the man was carrying a rubber duckie, an ice cube and a mini-replica of the Titanic.

- Being “French” Canadian, the suspect surrendered immediately.