A new study from Britain’s Office for National Statistics has found a correlation betweeen people’s birth months and their occupations, intelligence and likelihood of certain diseases.  It could have something to do with the varying amounts of Vitamin D from sunlight that expectant mothers get.  According to the study, babies born in December are more likely to become dentists, January babies are more likely to become debt collectors, and February babies to be artists.  

- Of course January babies become debt collectors! There are all those outstanding credit card charges from Christmas! 

- I would think babies born in February would go into math… they have to keep dealing with that whole “leap year” thing. 

- April babies work for the IRS, June babies get married a lot and October babies like to dress up in weird costumes and collect candy from strangers.