Police in Iowa have charged a woman, Tajuana Banks, with assault with a bratwurst. Connie Jones said Banks regularly visits her home and tries to start fights. This time, when Jones refused to fight, she claims Banks began spewing expletives, picked up a nearby bratwurst and hurled it at her chest. Police documented grease stains on Jones cloths and noted that Banks said she’d do it again if given the opportunity.
- Passersby were heard yelling, “Hey… is that a Johnsonville Brat?”
- Keith Olbermann has proclaimed Banks… “The Wurst Person In The World!”
- Prosecutors believe it will be an open and shut casing, uh, case.