McDonald’s has caved to pressure from health activists who are trying to ban Happy Meals and has agreed to revamp them.  Starting in September, the French fry portions in Happy Meals will be cut by MORE THAN HALF, and the missing fries will be replaced with apple slices with no dressing or dipping sauce!  That will bring the calorie count down to 600.  The good news?  There will still be a toy! 

- An edible toy made out of fried potato strips called “Captain French Fry”!

- Soon kids will be having their birthday parties at “Chuck E. Low-Fat Reduced-Sodium, Cheese”!  

- The toy will be a gun which will be useful to steal more fries from the guy at the next table.