According to Gitmo documents posted by Wikileaks, a senior al-Queda detainee, Abd al-Rahim Hussein Muhammad Abdah al-Nashiri, was so devoted to jihad that to avoid being distracted by women, he took injections to promote impotence.  He reportedly urges his fellow terrorists to do the same. 

- But they decided to stick with their own “urges”.

- One inmate said, “I’d rather be water boarded!”

- Why didn’t we think of this?  If we could keep these guys from procreating… Problem solved!  

- If all the other guys have been taking the impotence shots… we finally know where all those 70 virgins in heaven are coming from!