Monday, thousands of children jammed the White House lawn for the annual Easter Egg Roll.  In keeping with Michele Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign against childhood obesity, the theme was “Eat Up and Go!”  In addition to the egg roll, there was an “Eggtiity Zone” that included sports, dancing yoga and obstacle courses.  

- I miss the good old days when Bill Clinton used to host the annual “Easter Egg Roll-In-The-Hay!”

- The Easter Egg Hunt was a big hit… but Republicans became suspicious when one of the kids found Obama’s birth certificate hidden in the grass. 

- In the interest of diversity, the White House provided sweet and sour dipping sauce for the Chinese kids.  

- You gotta give Michele Obama credit… she spent days dying all those cartons of “Egg Beaters” purple and pink.