Purtan Podcast #172: "Believe It Or Not"

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Welcome to the weekend and Podcast #172. If you're into the weird world of the unexplainable - join Jackie, former "Purtan's Person" Tom Delisle and me for a discussion of personal & celebrity experiences with the paranormal. From Angels to Apparitions... Near-Death Experiences to Messages from the Great Beyond, it's all here. The stories are true... how you feel about them is up to you. As Tom says "There are two kinds of people: Those who don't believe in ghosts and those who've seen one". Oooooh! That's scary!

So kick your weekend off with a Bang...or in this case a "Boo" with Podcast #172. (49:30)

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back here Monday with my regular blog!

-Dick

Donald Doubles Down On Double Stuff

Donald Trump announced that he's never eating Oreos again because Nabisco is moving it's factories to Mexico. 

- And he vowed to build a wall to keep the cookies from immigrating back into the U.S. 

- The Donald also announced that he loves Keebler cookies in an effort to lock up the elf vote. 

- Meanwhile Al Sharpton accused Trump of favoring Vanilla Wafers. 

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In other "Need to Know" news... The National Enquirer is reporting that Michelle Obama wants to divorce Barack because he's been flirting with Caroline Kennedy. 

- Meanwhile Republicans are mad at Obama for being in bed with Iran. 

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New research shows that "Mindfulness Meditation", where you concentrate on your breathing, may cause people to "recall" things that didn't actually happen. 

- The study was funded by former NBC News Anchor Brian Williams.

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A University of Wisconsin study suggests that "Gaydar" isn't a real thing. 

- They also discounted the concept of "Deja Vu"...so if you think someone's gay and feel like you had that exact thought before, you're wrong. 

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Toys 'R' Us has released its annual list of the top 15 Christmas toys. 

- I'm looking forward to Transgender Barbie which is basically a Ken Doll that comes with a pair of little plastic pumps.

- There's also a "Tickle Me Isis" doll that laughs, then explodes when you touch it. 

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Kim Kardashian flipped out at Kanye West after reading some racy text messages on his phone. 

- She was looking at HIS phone because HER phone broke when she accidentally butt dialed it. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick 

A Crowning Achievement!

At a little after 4pm London time this afternoon, 89 year old Queen Elizabeth will become the longest reigning monarch in British History at 63 years, 7 months, edging out her great-great Grandmother Queen Victoria. 

- Crowds shouted "Long Live The Queen!"...and Prince Charles shouted back "She's Lived Long Enough!"

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Hero Jedi Fighter Sinjir Rath Velus announces he's gay in a new novel, which is part of the Star Wars franchise. 

- He comes out when Princess Leia hits on him and he asks if she has a brother.  

- His character is mostly monogamous, but admits to liking a little "Wookie on the side". 

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Bob Bashara may testify in his appeals hearing next week claiming that his lawyers didn't put his affair and S&M Bondage lifestyle "in context". He says his attorneys failed to mention that he and his wife had a "marital understanding". 

- Apparently the "understanding" included him hiring a hit man to kill her. 

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A Canadian Parliament Candidate ended his campaign after he was caught relieving himself in a coffee mug. 

- Is anyone surprised? The mug read #1 Candidate! 

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Reports out of Hollywood say that David Beckham is in talks to be the next James Bond. 

- He'll be the first Bond to "Head Bump" all of the bullets fired at him. 

- In a related story, rumor has it the next "Bond Girl" will be Caitlyn Jenner. 

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A letter from 1981 has surfaced in which Richard Nixon encourages Donald Trump to get into politics. 

- Nixon originally taped the message, but Rosemary Woods erased it. 

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Vanderbilt University is holding lectures for male students on what it means to have a healthy masculinity. 

- They'll be lots of quizzes and a big Test-osterone at the end of the semester. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick 

Reading, Riting, and Rithmatic...

It's back to school for all the public school kids around the State today! 

The first day was always my most dreaded day of the year. I'll never forget my mom walking me to my Kindergarten room where I met my teacher Miss Lydie who handed me a coloring book and crayons. It was the beginning of a stellar Academic career! 

My fondest memory of elementary school was when my Second Grade teacher, Mrs. Tennant, made me Peter Cottontail in the school play. Everything was going great until the middle of the play when my tail fell off. Mrs. Tennant calmly walked on stage and pinned it back on. At that point, they should have renamed the play "Pin The Tail On The Donkey". And that was the beginning (and end) of my stellar Acting career!

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Tickets to the Pope's speech in Philadelphia go on sale online tomorrow. 

- Donald Trump said he had no idea he was supposed to speak there, but if Philadelphians want Trump...they'll get Trump!  

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A study by TravelMath.com found that the dirtiest part of an airport or airplane isn't the restrooms, but the tray tables. 

- And I would have guessed the TSA agents hands. 

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A new report accuses Taylor Swift of doing drugs during the MTV Video Music Awards. 

- If they're going to accuse her of doing drugs, they should accuse everybody who actually watched the show. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

Purtan Podcast #171: "Goodbye Summer...But Hello Football!"

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Welcome to the weekend and Podcast #171. Today Jackie and I are joined by former "Purtan's Person" Tom DeLisle as we huddle up to discuss topics including:  

- U of M's new coach Jim Harbaugh.

- The "memorable" time Tom and I spent trapped in the men's room in Jackie's dorm after a Michigan game. 

- Non-PC team nicknames that shouldn't be considered non-PC.  

- How Stanley Kubrick's violent 1970's movie "A Clockwork Orange" was a predictor of the lawlessness in society today. 

- And the Michigan Play voted #1 Most Famous...and who left the game early and missed it. 

So Kick-Off your Labor Day Weekend with Podcast #171. (38:33) If you don't...you'll feel "Incomplete"! 

Have a great Holiday and I'll see you back here Tuesday with my regular blog!

-Dick

Shock: Kermit Tweets New Girlfriend!

Feminists are outraged that Kermit the Frog Tweeted a picture of his new younger, thinner girlfriend, a Pig named "Denise", after his break-up with Miss Piggy last month. 

- He's obviously not dating her for money...she's so much thinner than Miss Piggy she's gonna bring in a lot less bacon. 

- At least Denise is older than the chicks the two old guys in the balcony are dating. 

- Kermit gushed "Love is better the second swine around!" (Bada-Boom!)

- They met on "Ashley Roll-Around-In-The-Mudison.com".

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President Obama locked in the final Senate votes needed to approve his nuclear deal with Iran, but most experts in foreign policy say we're being foolish to trust the Iranian Government.

- Did we really need "experts" to tell us that? 

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According to a new study, college students are now smoking more pot than cigarettes. 

- Which can only mean one thing: They'll be way more mellow when they call their parents asking for more money. 

- So this is what getting a "Higher Education" has come to. 

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Former Spokane NAACP President Rachel Dolezal, who portrayed herself as African American,  announced that she's pregnant. 

- She doesn't know if it's a boy or girl yet. Or whether it's black or white for that matter. 

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The new cast of Dancing With the Stars includes food queen Paula Dean. 

- She's looking forward to all the dances, but especially the Homemade Chips & "Salsa". 

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Los Angeles has been named a finalist to host the 2024 Olympics. 

- If L.A. wins, expect to see Caitlyn Jenner run a leg with the Olympic Torch...in high heels.  

- Because of the California drought, this would also be the first BYOBW Olympics... Bring Your Own Bottled Water. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with an all new Podcast with special guest, Tom DeLisle. 

-Dick

The Donald Says He'll Dump "Denali"

Donald Trump tweeted yesterday that if elected he will reverse President Obama's decision to change Mt. McKinley's name to it's original Eskimo name "Denali". 

- He also tweeted that The White House will be known as "Trump Plaza D.C."

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After some Republican candidates called for a wall along the Mexican border, Scott Walker is now calling for a wall to be built all the way across the border with Canada. 

- Luckily, we already have Tim Horton's over here. 

- Finally...something to stop the influx of Hockey sticks. 

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Ashley Madison claims that 87,000 women have signed up for their service since last month's hack. 

- They're hoping to set up a date with their husbands. 

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A Spongebob musical is coming to Broadway. 

- Being in NYC, the show will feature nudity which is why they're calling it "Spongebob NoPants". 

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The State Department has upgraded another 150 emails from Hillary Clinton's private server to  Classified status. 

- The only good news Hillary's had this week is that Bill's name still hasn't shown up on Ashley Madison. 

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Chipotle is being sued for lying about having a GMO-free menu. 

- I thought a GMO was a car song by Ronnie & The Daytonas.

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Travel & Leisure Magazine has declared Moscow, Russia as the least friendly city in the world. 

- Hard to believe with all those pictures of their smiling President. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick

A Monumental Decision?

President Obama announced that Mt. McKinley is being renamed back to it's original Native American name, "Denali". 

- He also announced that the Washington Monument will now be known as "Big White Pointy Thing That Faces Sky". 

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NJ Governor Chris Christie says he wants to track immigrants the same way FedEx tracks packages. 

- The hard part will be getting the immigrants to wear the bar code stickers. 

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Researchers say that King Tut's manhood was fully erect when he was mummified, but that it was broken off when his tomb was discovered. 

- Suspects include an archeologist and a Ms. L. Bobbitt.

- Steve Martin could do a whole other song about this... "Howdya Get So HAPPY? King Tut...Tut...".   

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Sleep well last night? A new study shows that people who get less than 6 hours of sleep are 4.2 times more likely to catch a cold. 

- Which explains why my voice may have sounded deep on the radio all those years. I was sick! 

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Apple is expected to unveil their newest iPhones on September 12th. 

- And I will unveil my current Flip-Phone to anyone who stops by my house that same day.

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The Wall Street Journal apologized to the President of China for Tweeting that their economy is "a chink in his armor". 

- They devoted a whole column to the apology. Actually two... Column A and Column B. 

- A lot of papers would have been too Almond Boneless Chicken to apologize. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick 

The VMA'S: Not Music To MY Ears!

Lots happened at last night's MTV Video Music Awards - Justin Bieber sang a new song then broke down in tears and Hip-Hop artist Nicky Minaj called scantily-clad host Miley Cyrus a B*&ch. But the big moment came when Taylor Swift presented Kanye West with the VMA Vanguard Award and during his acceptance speech, Kanye announced that.. get ready... HE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020! 

- He's hoping Beyonce won't run...since she'd have The Greatest Campaign Of All Time!

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And now for the much less important news... 

President Obama went to New Orleans over the weekend to mark the 10th Anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. 

- In a related story, FEMA will mark the 10th Anniversary of their arrival in New Orleans by arriving three weeks from now. 

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Donald Trump let a reporter pull on his hair to prove that it's not a toupee. 

- Then The Donald challenged the reporter to pull out some of Megyn Kelly's hair to prove she's not a real blond. 

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Indiana University and USC are offering classes on how to take "Selfies" and how they impact society. 

- Yes Mom & Dad... saving all those years so your kid could get a good college education has finally paid off! 

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Three top fundraisers bailed on Jeb Bush's campaign because of his lackluster showing in the polls. 

- Along with their resignation letters, they put up a banner reading "Looks Like Mission Not Going To Be Accomplished". 

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Ashley Madison CEO Noel Biderman stepped down after news broke that he had used his own site to cheat on his wife. 

- Just another example of a guy who brings his work home with him. 

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Jerry Seinfeld's Son's Charity Lemonade Stand was shut down in the Hamptons after someone called the cops. 

- Rumor has it that that "someone" was a chubby former postal employee.  

- Kramer also had a lemonade stand, but didn't make enough. When drivers came by he was forced to say "Im Out!"

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick

Purtan Podcast #170: "From Favorite Foods To The Fab Four"

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Welcome to the weekend and Poscast #170. Today Jackie and I sit down and discuss a full menu of topics including: 

- A description of some food items taken from the Purtan Family pantry. 

- Robots, Drones & Space Aliens. 

- They behead people but the biggest disgrace for an ISIS jihadist is???

- The first two female US Army Rangers.

- The heroic Rangers at Normandy's Pointe du Hoc during the D-Day invasion.  

- And finally, the Beatles first contract that's up for sale... and Jackie's love for Paul. 

So consider Podcast #170 a gift "From Me To You"... and remember it's available for your listening pleasure "Eight Days A Week" right here @dickpurtan.com.  (25:00)

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back here Monday with my regular blog! 

-Dick

Horsing Around!

According to Gawker Media, there are only 3 zip codes out of almost 43,000 in the entire U.S. that didn't have Ashley Madison accounts. 

- All three are in Amish Country where they're not allowed to use email. 

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The Trump campaign says they ejected Univision anchor Jorge Ramos from a rally because he was "ranting and raving like a madman". 

- That's Donald's job. 

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Speaking of The Donald... Former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke says that Trump is the "best of the lot" in this year's election. 

- It seems like just yesterday that Duke announced he was running for President, when he threw his big white hat in the ring. 

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A study by the University of Birmingham found that obese adults who drank a pint of plain tap water before every meal, lost almost 10 pounds in 12 weeks. 

- Which is great news for Obese adults everywhere...except for California since they don't have any tap water. 

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Joy Behar will re-join the cast of "The View" for it's upcoming 19th season. 

- As if I needed another reason NOT to watch that show. 

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MTV will present Kanye West with it's Video Vanguard Award at the VMA's this Sunday. 

- Wouldn't it be great if Beyonce jumped up on stage, grabbed the award and gave it to Taylor Swift?

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with an all new Podcast!

-Dick 

"Ticket To Ride...To The Joe!"

Paul McCartney announced that he will play a show at the Joe on October 21st. 

- Now that Paul is in his 70's, songs will include: "You're No Lady, Madonna", "Let It Be...Time For My Pain Meds", and "The Long and Winding Road...Is Even Longer Since I Don't Remember Where You Live". 

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According to  a new report, one in ten Americans are NOT saving for retirement at all. 

- If you're one of those people, don't feel bad. The 9 in 10 who WERE saving for retirement lost it all in the stock market plunge on Monday. 

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President Obama will head to New Orleans on Friday to mark the tenth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. 

- And FEMA will show up a few weeks later.

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The financial unrest is China has caused major problems not only here in the States but obviously in their own country as well.

- For instance, tens of thousand of Chinese 5 year olds will be doing the unthinkable... going to kindergarten instead of work. 

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A Yahoo News study found that parents who share childcare responsibilities have better sex lives. 

- They also listed "diaper changing" and "cutting orange slices" as foreplay. 

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North and South Korea are reportedly organizing a joint marathon. 

- The date for the event hasn't been set, but Kim Jong Un has already been declared the winner..running 26.2 miles in just under 5 minutes. 

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Officials at the Washington National Zoo confirmed that Mei Xiang, the panda, gave birth to Twins on Saturday. 

- The panda Father says he's thrilled...and apologizes for being "outed" last week on AshleyMadison.com. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick 

Biden His Time?

Joe Biden met with Elizabeth Warren on Saturday to gauge her interest in being his running mate in 2016. 

- Their campaign slogan will be “Biden-Warren…Just in Case Hillary’s in the Slammer”. 

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On Friday, the FDA formally approved the first ever “female Viagra” pill. 

- Married men are thrilled to have a cheap alternative to remodeling the kitchen. 

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A survey by CareerCast.Com found that surgeons have the highest paying jobs. 

- And if they have to take a pay cut, it’s very precise and barely leaves a scar.  

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On his upcoming trip, the Pope says he wants to enter the U.S. by crossing the Mexican border. 

- Why not? Everyone else is. 

- Donald Trump says that if elected President, he'll perform a real miracle and get people to go the other way. 

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A New Jersey woman says that Frankie Valli had sex with her when he was an adult and she was just 16.

- He’s lucky… She kneed him in the groin and permanently changed him from a baritone to a soprano. 

- To his credit, she says he did keep insisting “I…Love…You…Baaaabbbby!”

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An Ashley Madison spokesperson assured users that there are no other breaches on their servers. 

- There aren't very many “britches” on their clients either. 

- A new site has been launched that guarantees complete security. Just go to ClintonAndCosby.com. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick 

Purtan Podcast #169: "Startling Scandals & Other Stuff"

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Welcome to the weekend and Podcast #169. This go-around daughter #3, Jill, joins daughter #2, Jackie, and me around the Purtan family dining room table for a variety of topics including: 

- Two major scandals: The Ashley Madison Website Hack & the shocking truth behind Jared "The Subway Guy". 

- The discovery of the "Weight Gene" that may be responsible for obesity. 

- The dangers of "heading" the ball in soccer. (At any age)

- The recent passing of television's "Batgirl". 

- My favorite website... Wikipedia. 

- The smartest way to be successful at getting ALL of the Jeopardy "Answers" right. 

- Humidity. (Enough said)

- And the unfortunate return of 70's style pants. 

So slap on some almost-end-of-the-summer sunscreen and soak up Podcast #169. (22:14) We won't reveal your name or credit card info...I promise! 

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back here Monday with my regular blog.

-Dick

Think Pink!

Women across America are celebrating the FDA's approval of the so-called "Pink Viagra" - the first ever drug to improve women's sex drive. 

- Unless you count the illegal stuff that Bill Cosby likes to put in women's drinks. 

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The IT company that maintained Hillary Clinton's private email server operated out of a loft apartment and kept the server in a bathroom closet. 

- Which makes perfect sense to me... It's so much easier to scrub a hard drive clean when it's right near the bathtub. 

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The winner of the World Yo-Yo Contest held in Japan this week is none other than 20-year old Jake Elliot from Milford. 

- We tried to reach Jake for a comment but his Dad said he was busy Walking the Dog. 

- His Dad added that he and Yo-Yo's Ma were very proud. 

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Hackers broke into the Ashley Madison dating site for married people looking to have an affair and posted personal information about tens of thousands of "clients" including names and sexual preferences. 

- Women haven't torn through anything this fast since "Fifty Shades of Grey". 

- Bill Clinton is hoping that nobody will pick up on his username "Former-Commander-in-Briefs".

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Yvonne Craig, who played Batgirl on the Batman TV series, has died suddenly at the age of 78. 

- It happened so fast, Commissioner Gordon didn't even have time to flash the Bat Signal. 

- Her eulogy was going to be delivered by The Joker, but The Penguin looks so much better in a tux.

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A new report says that American marijuana businesses are are having a hard time finding workers. 

- Apparently, when the workers go out for their "smoke break" they end up wandering off to find a party-size bag of Doritos. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with an all new Podcast!

-Dick 

A study at the THE Ohio State University found that fighting with your spouse can lead to obesity. 

- I agree with that. It's something I learned by watching the Jerry Springer Show. 

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A new report claims that AT&T helped the NSA spy on your internet chats. 

- It was part of their "Reach Out And Spy On Someone" program. 

- This gives a whole new meaning to "Shared Data".

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Oscar Pistorius will be released from prison this Friday. (He ONLY served 10 months).

- NOTE TO WOMEN: If he invites you over to his place, don't use the bathroom!

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Hillary Clinton's spokesperson announced that Hillary will appear on the Ellen DeGeneres show because they share similar views. 

- Plus, Ellen loves to dance and Hillary's been dancing around the e-mail deal for months now. 

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Donald Trump told New York Magazine that Heidi Klum is no longer a "10". 

- Heidi responded that "The Donald" is still a "zero". 

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Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell said he believes aliens visited earth to prevent a nuclear war between Russia and the U.S. 

- If that's true, I'd like to invite them back and let them loose on ISIS. 

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Darrell Hammond is out...and Norm MacDonald is in as the spokesperson for KFC. 

- Norm says he's thrilled and that working for KFC has alway been on his Bucket List. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

You May Turn Your Nose Up At This...

The website RoadSnacks.net released a list of the "10 Snobbiest Places in Michigan". Here are the results from 10 to 1:

10. Saline

9. Okemos

8. Novi

7. Troy

6. Petoskey

5. Traverse City

4. Royal Oak

3. Plymouth

2. Rochester

And the Snobbiest place in Michigan... Northville. 

- Is it just me or did someone forget Birmingham...or Melvindale...or Flint???

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Donald Trump reported for jury duty in New York City yesterday. 

- He told the judge he would not vote in any trial unless he was elected Foreman.  

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Disney announced that a new Star Wars-themed land is coming to Disney World. 

- They could save a lot of money by just making Yoda the 8th Dwarf. 

- I can't wait to hear Darth Vader say "Mickey Mouse...I am your father". 

- They came up with the concept a long time ago...in a galaxy far, far away. 

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China unveiled a sculpture that's identical to Chicago's famous sculpture, The Bean. 

- But the Chinese version comes in a giant White Carton and is covered with the Chef's Special Sauce. 

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A new study shows that women who work more than forty hours a week struggle to get pregnant. 

- A related study found that women who work more than forty hours a week trying to get pregnant are happy, but exhausted. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

Reality Bites...

I read a story about sharks the other day…it turns out there are more than 500 species - an incredibly diverse cast of characters lumped into 35 families.

- 37 if you include the Bernsteins and the Fiegers.

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President Obama released his daytime/nighttime musical playlist on Spotify.  Among his favorites is "Wang Dang Doodle" by Howlin' Wolf. 

- He didn't even know that song until Bill Clinton released His playlist last month. 

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New York City was named the most unfriendly city by Travel and Leisure Magazine. 

- New Yorker’s responded with “Up Yours!"

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Rolling Stone magazine has named Bob Dylan as the "Greatest Songwriter Of All Time". 

- Song WRITER not Song SINGER. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow!

-Dick

Purtan Podcast #168: "We're Back At Podcast Central!"

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Welcome to the weekend and Podcast #168... our first "Podisode" since getting back from our summer vacation. Jackie and I talk about how we spent our time off, and a myriad of other topics including: 

- Tarantulas, Grass Hoppers and a Preying Mantis...oh my!

- Famous actresses caught shop lifting.

- Since we recorded this podcast on August 14th, the 20th anniversary of the last day of WWII we talk about why it took 2 Atomic Bombs to get Japan to Surrender. 

- The person who I think would be a great President. 

- Why rapper "Lil B The Space God" stopped endorsing Hillary.  

- Little House On The Prairie star Melissa Gilbert running for Congress in Michigan. 

- And the REAL reason China devalued their currency. 

It's the Dog Days of August...so catch a Frisbee in your teeth and tune in to Podcast #168! (21:37).

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back here Monday with my regular blog! 

-Dick

Time To Put Your Top Down!

The 21st Annual Dream Cruise is coming up this Saturday on Woodward Avenue. A number of people I've run into the last week or so have asked if I'll be going to the Big Event, and I tell  them that after doing 14 Cruises in a row, I'm literally "Exhausted". (Cough...cough). I'll just stay home and watch my daughter, JoAnne, on the Channel 7 news coverage!

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We've got the Dream Cruise, and in San Francisco, that "glamorous" City by the Bay, vagrancy has gotten so bad that the city has painted nine walls with a repellant paint that makes pee spray back on the offender's clothes and shoes.

- So if you're headed to SF for vacation, Urine for a big surprise. 

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The big financial story is that China has devalued it's currency, the Yuan, again. 

- Like any good American I'm wondering how this will effect the price of my favorite Sweet 'n Sour Chicken at the China Cafe. 

- China made the change after adding up the numbers in Column A and Column B.  

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A study by World Lifestyle named Cheetos the worst snack for people trying to eat healthy. 

- But it's the best snack for people who want orange fingers.

- Phew. I was afraid I was going to have to give up Fried Pork Rinds. 

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Sources are saying that FOX News president Roger Ailes has sided with Donald Trump over Megyn Kelly in their recent debate dispute. 

- It was a tough decision for him because their both blondes. 

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The hot showbiz rumor is that the Spice Girls are planning a 20 year reunion tour. 

- The songs will be the same, but this time around Baby Spice will be known as Old Spice. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here with a brand new Podcast on Friday! 

-Dick