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When a baby started crying during a campaign stop yesterday, Bernie Sanders looked over, pointed at the baby and said, “If we could keep that down a little bit?”

- Maybe he just needed a diaper change. And the baby did, too.

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A Swedish Scientist told a TV interviewer that in order to combat Climate Change, humans will have to turn to Cannibalism… like the move “Soylent Green”.

- I can see it now… “Peanut Butter & Jerry” sandwiches with a side of “Frank & Beans”.

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“College Gate” defendant Lori Loughlan’s marriage is reportedly on the rocks as she and her husband face up to 40 years in prison each.

- But they say they’re “committed to working things out” and have already paid thousands for another couple to attend marriage counseling for them.

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This coming Monday, Jerry Springier returns to daytime TV… not as a talk show host but as a “People’s Court” style Judge.

- On the new show Jerry will throw the book at them instead of chairs.

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A group of researchers from Seattle have created an artificial intelligence robot that was able to pass an 8th grade science test.

- They say eventually robots will be smarter than humans. For me, that day is today.

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A video of a woman bringing a therapy horse onto an American Airlines flight has gone viral.

- Most people think the world has gone insane allowing things like therapy horses on planes - at least according to the latest Gallup poll.

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A new exhibit at London’s Royal Academy Art Gallery forces visitors to squeeze between a naked man and a naked woman in order to enter. (True)

- They got the idea after going to last year’s Thanksgiving Dinner at Charlie Sheen’s house.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

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