Scientists have discovered a gene mutation that allows some people to require only 4 hours of sleep a night - with no consequences of sleep deprivation.

- How do I get one of those mutations??

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A panel of health experts believe that Dolly Parton’s breast implants are leaking and could cause her death.

- I wonder who tipped ‘em off?

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A judge has ruled that a 62-year-old man named Peter Sloan - who claims he is William Shatner’s Love Child - CAN legally change his last name to Shatner.

- The judge said the man clearly “Had Shatner’s eyes… and Leonard Nimoy’s ears”.

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Hoda Kotb has returned to the Today Show following her maternity leave.

- Hoda was home bottle feeding for three months. And she had to feed the baby, too.

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Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez reportedly asked Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg for relationship advice.

- Someone needs to explain to them that she’s not the Doctor Ruth they were looking for.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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