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“WHAT IS… GREAT NEWS!” The new season of Jeopardy! starts tonight… and ALEX TREBEK will be back behind the podium! He says he’s finished his chemotherapy treatment for Pancreatic Cancer and is feeling good! Wow!!

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A new report claims that China used something called “weather control” to change the direction of a storm.

- Big deal! Our President can do the same thing with a Magic Marker!

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Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton have reportedly been talking behind the scenes about her 2020 presidential run.

- Question: Are they talking about Elizabeth’s run… or Hillary’s??

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The FAA is reporting that a door blew off a Boeing 777X during a stress test on Saturday.

- The hard part was getting the plane up on the treadmill.

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Mick Jagger told protesters at the Venice Film Festival that he’s right behind them in their efforts to fight climate change.

- Hear more about it in his song, “Hey, Hey, You, You… Stop Pollutin’ My Cloud”.

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“IT: Chapter Two” - the Evil Clown movie - won at the box office bringing in $90 million over the weekend, but two hundred clowns protested outside a theater in NY.

- What a bunch of Yahoos. (You thought I was going to say Bozos didn’t you??)

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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