Amazon is giving Alexa users the ability to stop the home assistant from listening to them having sex.

- Remember the good old days when the only people you were afraid might hearing you have sex were your kids??

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From the “Bad Idea File” Disney is remaking the classic movie “Home Alone”… Upon hearing the news, Macaulay Culkin posted a pic with the caption “This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like”.

- The only thing “Classic” about a remake of “Home Alone” would be this picture.

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Actress Rosanna Arquette took to Twitter to apologize to her followers for being “born white and privileged” and says it “disgusts” her.

- Sounds like somebody’s been drinking the “Krazy Kool-Aid”.

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A poll found that 89% of Millennials believe their life is meaningless.

- Their parents were like, “Here’s an idea: Get a job! You’d be amazed how Meaningful hard work can be”.

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Prince Charles is said to be considering a cameo in the next James Bond movie.

- The Queen’s not too happy and said the film would have to be called “Over Her Majesty’s Dead Body”.

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A Florida man was arrested for robbing a house but told police his HORSE was the one who Did It.

- Cops said it was “refreshing” since most guys usually blame the Dog.

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A Louisiana woman was arrested after police found methamphetamines inside her private parts and police didn’t believe her claim that the drugs weren’t hers.

- Maybe she just forgot! Hey… I misplace MY KEYS all the time.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick