The second Democrat debate - which includes Joe Biden and Kamala Harris - takes place at the Fox tonight.

- Harris will spend the pre-debate hours campaigning and Joe will spend the afternoon napping.

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Presidential Candidate Marianne Williamson was the most Googled candidate during las night’s debate saying that “Love” will win the election and that Trump has unleashed “Dark psychic forces” in America.

- Then she took out her light saber and accidentally cut Bernie Sanders arm off.

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The makers of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer are now selling a “HARD COFFEE” alcoholic beverage.

- It’s great for people who like their beer with cream and sugar.

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An unemployed Indian man is in intensive care after being bitten by a snake - and then biting the snake back.

- I always wondered how Cobra Insurance works. Now I know.

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A Seattle woman hacked into Capital One and obtained the personal data of over 100-million people.

- Well now we know What’s In HER Wallet… Your social security number.

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A top model who was fired for making anti-Transgender comments and then blamed it on her own insecurity about being a woman, who used to be a man, now admits she was never a man at all - and was a WOMAN the whole time.

- This lady makes Caitlyn Jenner seem like the Girl Next Door.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick