Meghan Markle’s estranged father is asking Queen Elizabeth to step in and demand that Meghan and Harry let him see his new grandson Archie.

- But knowing the Queen she’s just gonna Wave him off.


According to a recent study, breastfeeding may lower the risk of stroke for mothers.

- Wait a minute… Aren’t men supposed to be able to have babies now?? What about them??


President Obama’s former doctor said that Joe Biden looked frail at the last debate.

- Biden replied “I never LIKED Obama’s Doctor… and Obama can KEEP his stupid Doctor”.


A video has gone viral of an American Airlines baggage handler dancing on the runway at the Nashville airport.

- I’m assuming it was the Hokey Pokey since, like most baggage handlers, he put the suitcase in, he took the suitcase out, he put the suitcase in and he shook it all about.


MTV has announced plans to start airing serious documentaries.

- First up: An in-depth film about Madonna’s need for Penicillin.


On this date in 1609, Samuel de Champlain shot and killed two Iroquois Indian chiefs in Ticonderoga, New York.

- It led to 150 years of discord between the French and Indians… Plus Elizabeth Warren’s Presidential Campaign.

- HISTORICAL NOTE: This event forced a popular song at the time to change titles from “Twelve Little Indians” to “Ten Little Indians”.


Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!