The Tigers have postponed today's Opening Day game until tomorrow due to rain. 

- Great news! One more day of the Tigers' having a non-losing record! 

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Researchers at Tufts University have developed a miniature sensor which can be implanted in your tooth to measure the amount of salt, sugar and alcohol you consume. 

- Why not skip the sensor and just ask Mark Zuckerberg?

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To stop telling her story, Stormy Daniels now says she will consider a financial settlement with Prez Trump.  

- See? It's NOT about the money!!!

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New research shows that going to a concert once every two weeks, not only makes you happier, but could help you live up to 9 years longer. 

- Just another reason to be happy I got tickets to see the "Insane Clown Posse" at the Fillmore downtown on Easter Sunday!

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Officials say 64 year old Chinese President Xi  "Had a good talk" with 34 year old North Korea's Kim Jong Un.

- Sounds like Lil' Kim now finally knows the truth about where "little dictators" come from!

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Trump called Roseanne Barr, a supporter of his, to congratulate her on the huge ratings for the reboot of her show "Roseanne" - in which her character also supports the Prez. 

- In a related story, Hillary Clinton called a contestant from "The Biggest Loser" to commiserate. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick