An Ohio woman was arrested for for making "Lewd comments" to the Easter Bunny in a local park.
- Police say she told him he had "a really nice tail" and asked to see his "Jelly Beans".
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With Opening Day just over 24 hours away, the Tigers are still saying there are "good seats" available.
- But if you don't go to Opening Day you're gonna miss out on 3 DELICIOUS new concession items: Brisket Cheddar Corn Muffins, Apple Pie Egg Rolls and Buffalo Sauced Cauliflower. True!
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The White House has confirmed that North Korea's Kim Jong Un DID go to Beijing and visit with the Chinese Prez ahead of his upcoming meeting with President Trump.
- KJU also visited a local elementary school and had a private meeting with the Kindergartener who actually made his iPhone!
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Playboy announced it will deactivate its Facebook accounts because of recent data breaches and the fact that FB won't allow the mag to reflect their "values" by prohibiting nudity.
- So basically all those topless shots that come across your Facebook newsfeed have been "Fake Nudes".
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An Army Captain who used to be a man, who recently married an actor who used to be a woman, says they are "just like any other Bride and Groom".
- The couple says their favorite gift was a set of matching "His-Used-To-Be-Hers" & "Hers-Used-To-Be-His" bath towels.
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Academy Awards President John Bailey released a memo denying the sexual misconduct allegations against him.
- And to prove it, he says his friend Harvey Weinstein will testify as a character witness.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick