Bill Clinton will eulogize Muhammad Ali at a public funeral in Louisville this Friday. 

- They were hoping to get Hillary, but they couldn't afford her speaking fee. 

- Apparently Bill was a big fan of the Pugilist. For our Junior readers...no..."Pugilism" is not a form of government where you get even more free stuff than "Socialism". 

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Burger King is testing a Whopper burrito called the Whopperrito. 

- And for those of you watching your waistlines, there's the Whopperrito Jr. 

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Speaking of eating... According to a new study, people being served by a "plus-sized" waiter or waitress are four times more likely to order desert than those who have a more slender "server". 

- But overweight or thin, they all expect you to leave a hefty tip. 

- This is why I always go to the Drive-Thru... Since I don't have a waiter or waitress, I'm never tempted to get the microwaved apple pie. 

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Netflix is now streaming a Bob Ross "Learn How To Paint" series. 

- The best part is, you can pause it if you have to Van Gogh to the bathroom.

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Walmart announced that they will soon be using drones to keep track of their inventory. 

- That means the nice retiree in a vest won't just be a "Greeter"... he'll be an air-traffic controller. 

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On this date in 1983, Jerry Lee Lewis got married for the 5th time. 

- The people next to the Honeymoon Suite said there was "a whole lotta shakin' goin' on". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick