Last night's American Idol featured contestants that auditioned here in Detroit last October, with quite a few of them getting the thumbs up from the judges. To be honest it was hard to watch, since not only aren't we going to the Hollywood round, but the footage of my wife Gail and I singing our signature duet, "Bessie the Heifer...The Queen Of All The Cows" was cut from last nights episode. Oh well...I guess we'll have to wait 'til next year.
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Justin Bieber was arrested this morning in Miami Beach for drag racing and DUI. The arresting officers said the Beebs was incoherent, tested positive for drugs and was driving without a valid license.
- They knew it was Justin when they saw the "Student Driver" sign on top of his Lamborghini.
- He used his one phone call to get in touch with his legal expert, Lindsay Lohan.
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New research finds the sleep-aid Ambien can make people act like zombies, display bizarre behavior, and even commit murder while sleeping.
- And the best part is, you wake up refreshed and ready to murder again!
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Weather experts are saying that the winter cold front that has gripped our area and much of the country could last up to ten more days.
- Meteorologists in Washington D.C. say they haven't seen a cold snap last this long since Hillary found out about Monica.
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The U.S. is sending warships to Russia as a safely contingency for Olympic athletes.
- Carnival is also offering a free cruse to all terrorists...That way they'll end up stuck in the middle of the ocean with a broken engine, no plumbing and a bad case of the Norovirus.
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A top cyber security expert says he can hack 70,000 personal records from the Obamacare site in less than four minutes.
- Now he just has to wait for 70,000 people to actually sign up and he can get started.
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Israel arrested three suspects in a plot to blow up a U.S. Embassy that was organized on Facebook.
- It all started when they sent out thousands of requests for Americans to join them in a game of "Words with Enemies".
- Officials really caught on when they read the terrorists profile which listed their romantic status as "Will soon be in a relationship with 72 Virgins".
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Have a great day and we'll see you back here Friday with an all new Podcast! (#108)!
-Dick