Time Magazine has named White Castle's square-shaped "slider" the most influential hamburger of all time, beating out burgers from McDonald's, Burger King and In-N-Out.

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- Ironically, downing a bunch of "sliders" is usually an "In-N-Out of the Bathroom" experience.

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The latest winter storm and sub-zero wind chills have caused at least 1500 flights to be cancelled around the country today. 

- There have been so many weather related airline problems this year, Delta is changing it's slogan to "We Love To Fly... 'Til It Snows!

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The research website SplashData released it's annual list of the most common email passwords. Coming in at #1 was the word "password" followed by "123456". 

- Seriously? Even Allen Ludden never actually used the word "Password" as the "Password" on the show Password! 

- In the City of Detroit, the least popular email password is "LBrooksPaterson".

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A new study by the Canadian Medical Association says that optimistic people tend to live longer than pessimistic ones. 

- Yeah right. 

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According to multiple sources, Justin Bieber dropped $75,000 at a Miami strip club in just a few hours. 

- He didn't spend the money, he actually dropped it when his plastic Superman wallet fell out of his pocket.  

- The dancers knew it was Justin when he kept pointing at them, giggling and saying "The Beeb sees boobies!"

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Two men were arrested in Oklahoma after telling police that a dog was driving their minivan when it crashed. 

- Cops didn't buy their story that it was a Golden Retriever and "as every one knows, blonds can't drive". 

- Interestingly, dogs do drive in North Korea. No wait...you can get dogs at the "drive-thru" in North Korea. 

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Have a great day - try to stay warm - and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick