The internet has exploded over what’s being called “#KateGate”… the mystery of what’s going on with Prince William’s wife Kate Middleton. She’s been MIA since a pre-planned abdominal surgery in January. Then last week, she posted a pic of herself and her kids on Social Media that was clearly photoshopped. She apologized (Something the Royal Family RARELY does) leading to even more speculation about WHAT’S GOING ON???

- Some people are speculating that she’s ill…. Some think she and William are having Marital problems… About the only thing people agree on is that if one of the Royal Sisters-in-law had to “Go Missing” for a while…. most say they wish it was Meghan Markle.

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An American Airlines Boeing 777 with 249 people on board made an emergency landing in Los Angles after the pilot reported a 'mechanical problem' - the 6th incident in just over week for Boeing and days after a whistleblower was set to testify against the company allegedly killed himself.

- If this keeps up, this company may end up being… “Boeing, Boeing… Gone”.

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A new California bill would ban public schools from serving foods containing certain artificial dyes and additives, including Doritos, Gatorade, and Welch’s fruit snacks.

- That news again: In California… they’re cool with your son deciding to become your daughter without telling you… but God forbid they eat a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

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A survey of 2,000 Americans who are married or living with their partner, finds that 36% appreciate when either they or their partner isn’t at home, so they don’t have to share the bed.

- Well, except with the Dog.

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Residents of a city in western Japan have been warned to stay away from a Cat after it fell into a tank of poisonous chemicals.

- Read all about it in the new book: “The Cat in the Vat”.

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“The Batman 2” has reportedly been delayed by a year and won’t hit theaters until 2026.

- First they try to Defund the Police….. and now “Batman” is Delayed??

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77-year-old Cheech Marin and 85-year-old Tommy Chong arrived with a giant joint at a premiere of their documentary “Cheech And Chong's Last Movie.”

- It’s crazy… When Cheech and Chong first started smoking Pot they had to lie and say it was for their Gluacoma. And now? It actually is.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick