Last night’s 46th Annual Academy Awards saw plenty of leg and cleavage on display…

- And that was just from the guys.

Specifically… Wrestler turned actor, John Cena who ended up on stage completely naked (save a tiny cardboard sign over his manhood) to present the award for “Best Costume Design”. It was supposed to be an “homage” to the “Streaker” who ran across the stage while David Niven was introducing Elizabeth Taylor 50 years ago at the 1974 Oscars.

- I remember at the time, Liz said the Streaker reminded her less of her film “Giant” and more of the movie “Father’s Little Dividend”.

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President Biden apologized for something he considered a mistake in Thursday night’s State of the Union speech… Not for mispronouncing Laken Riley’s name… but for calling the migrant from Venezuela who murdered her an “Illegal”.

- Well I don’t know about you… but I feel A LOT better now.

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Archeologists in Turkey say they have discovered the world’s oldest known Bread, dating back to 6600 BC.

- It’s led them to start a new list: The 7 Ancient Wonder Breads of the World.

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A new survey out of Missouri finds that 70% of teachers in the state have considered leaving the profession.

- Teachers in nearby states say they have no idea “M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P—P- WHY?” the teachers would want to quit.

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A former stripper claims to have sold Prince Harry’s underwear for $250,000-dollars to a San Diego strip club boss owner who is “trying to build a shrine” to Harry.

- So it you can’t afford a trip to London to see the Royal Family Jewels… You can always go see Harry’s Underwear in San Diego where to see where “the jewels” used to be stored.

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A new study suggests that obesity may run in the family.

- It particularly runs in a family where nobody runs.

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RIP… Singer Steve Lawrence who died March 7th at age 88 from complications of Alzheimer’s Disease. His longtime wife and singing partner Edie Gorme died in August of 2013.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick