House Democrats say they’re planning to subpoena 10 years of President Trump’s tax returns.

- Trump says if he owes anything, he’ll get Mexico to pay for it.


The CEO of Warner Bros. is being investigated for sexual misconduct for allegedly exchanging auditions for sexual favors.

- The actress making the accusations is Daffy Duck’s girlfriend.

- I wish I had more details, but That’s All Folks!


A billionaire diamond trader has died in Paris after suffering a heart attack during a penis enlargement operation

- Sad. But…What a way to go!

- Doctors say they warned him about the risks of Erective Surgey… but he wouldn’t listen.

- The official name of the surgical procedure is “A Reverse Bobbitt”.


According to a new study of Millionaires, the majority of those who went on to become financially successful had a “C” average in school.

- Proving once again that you can’t spell “Success” without a couple of C’s.


6 Taco Bell employees in Philadelphia beat up a man and his girlfriend because of what they call “stress from too many delivery orders”.

- That’s Nacho average defense strategy.


Popeyes has unveiled a “Mardis Gras Bead Box” that will allow people to wear a box of chicken around their necks at next’s years parade.

- Yet another way to flash your Breasts during Mardi Gras.


Fed-Ex is developing a battery-powered same-day delivery robot that can travel 10 miles an hour, carry up to 100 pounds and even make it through pot holes.

- I once owned a ‘74 Chevy Vega with a whole in the floor that could do the same thing.


Thoughts and Prayers to Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek who announced yesterday that he’s been diagnosed with Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer.


Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!