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A 128-year-old drawing of a roll of toilet paper by the man who invented TP in 1891 solves the age-old question of whether toilet paper should go over or under the roll. And the answer is… OVER.

- Well this should wipe out any doubt.

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A lesbian in Florida says that she and her partner "don’t yet know the gender “ of their 11 MONTH OLD baby and will let Him/Her decide if He/She is a Boy or a Girl.

- Here a novel idea… Why don’t they just look in the kids diaper??

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Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she’s “surprised her announcement (yesterday) NOT to run in 2020 was taken at face value” and is waiting for the Mueller report before making a final decision.

- Nobody’s more excited about her change of heart than Bill. He’s obviously trying to get her out of the house.

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Legendary pro wrestler “King Kong Bundy” has died at the age of 61.

- He fell while trying to swat an airplane during a climb up the Empire State Buidling.

- He is survived by Fay Wray.

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Hollywood is still reeling from the death of actor Luke Perry at the age of 52.

- And yet Charlie Sheen Lives.

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Starting April 1, anyone in Britain who watches free porn on the internet will have to register with the government to prove they’re over 18.

- So look for this weekend’s… “Million HIGH SCHOOL BOYS Protest March”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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