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NASA had to cancel the first-ever “All Female Spacewalk” after discovering they didn’t have enough correctly-sized spacesuits.

- This isn’t the first time a woman has changed her plans because she can’t find anything to wear.

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Michael Avenatti, who represented Stormy Daniels against Prez Trump, has been charged with trying to “shake down” Nike for $20 Mil… punishable by 50 years in jail.

- Just months ago he was talking about running for President. Now he can be President of Cell Block C.

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Celebs including Alec Baldwin and Cher are in full meltdown mode after Mueller’s “No Collusion Conclusion” - with Baldwin saying “Trump is the Devil”.

- It’s clear those court-ordered Anger Management classes are paying off for Alec.

- Cher was going to “turn the other cheek” but she can’t move her face.

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The Department of Homeland Security announced that a Caravan of 1,200 migrants has left Central America for the U.S. Border.

- But it turns out it was just another group of people running for the Democrat Presidential Nomination.

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A group of scientists has developed a GOOGLE BRAIN IMPLANT that can dramatically increase anyone’s IQ.

- Lorrie Laughlin was like, “Now you tell me”.

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Twenty seven states have now made it Legal for drivers to eat roadkill that they hit with their car.

- Well that gives me some new options for lunch today.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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